MARTIANS 2014 - Thread 9: Heartbeats, hormones and more Gregg's pasties than you can shake a stick at!

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Welcome Martians!

Providing they don't use any of those characteristics to turn you away, you'd be all set.

It's a shitter really because before anything is signed, they could easily just say they've changed their mind about the cats...

Good luck Pram, keeping fx for you.

Comms (and anyone else interested in mat work wear). I got my Seraphine order and as usual I am sending most of it back. But I am keeping this dress linky which will be good with a non mat blazer worn open.

Sorry just realised I forgot to reply to Pram t'other day - no, I've not worn the flowery dress yet as the christening is in a fortnight and I can't risk wearing it before as DS will snot on it or I'll get me dinner down it

Oh and Seraphine is a PITA because you pay for postage AND returns. Which is shit.

Pram Are you telling me you're not a one legged lesbian Buddhist? Wow, my mental image of you has changed completely...

No, Fox, I am not. I am, however, black.

pram I will have a sausage, bean and cheese thingy, and a donut. Not that banana crap though, something with custard, or baby toffee?

I've just eaten my lunch, pitta with ham and cucumber and some grapes. My tummy is still rumbling. I'm going to be the size of a house.

Ice, what is it with you and chiffon three-quarter sleeves? I have to say, I find the Seraphine website wholly uninspired (and vastly over-priced). I do like your christening frock, though.

Jolls, the landlord is Scottish, apparently. Surely the man knows an alcoholic or two?

Mummy, too late; the last remnant of sausage just slid beautifully down my throat (stop it, Martians, you fuckin' filf!)

You'd imagine anybody knows an alcoholic or 2 I'd have thought. Just keep your fingers crossed that the word 'rehab' won't make him nervous. Doubt it will though...those Scots are hard bastards.

Ice seraphine returns are free. I quite like their stuff. Their jeans are so comfy! I have my eye on that dress too.

Sounds like a good lunch Pram.

Dammit! I need to get me to a Gregg's.

I'm wearing my new look jeans. They are a bit too big but my bump will grow into them!

THE HOUSE IS OURS!! Carol (th'estate agent) hasn't told the landlord, merely discussed it with her colleague. I didn't think there would be a problem with Carol; when she came to show me the house she tuned up dressed like a hooker, dragging on a fag and speaking with a voice like Deidre Barlow.

You look lovely in them jeans, Mummy

Oh brilliant news Pram!! When do you move? Is it online so we can all perv on it?

I just popped out on a quick Greggs run only to return to find Tim Farron (president of the Lib Dems & local MP) in the office! I hate it when things like that happen. I just wanted to eat my steak bake in peace! But I had to pretend to no be a greb for a couple of minutes first until he left.

That's bloody brilliant news Pram!! When can you get in?!

Fox how very dare he

That's such great news pram!

Brilliant, Prambo

My first batch of apple danishes have been a dismal failure. I rolled the pastry too thin. I shall try again.

Fanks! Here is the house. It's 3-bedrooms and two of them are doubles (the photos don't show them hardly at all). There is a separate toilet and bathroom (two bogs in all). We told Carol we have to leave here 5th October and she did a little shriek as we have insisted on a new lounge carpet. I said we can wait a little until it's been laid

Foxy, what is Tim Farron doing in your office? Tell him from me that Nick Clegg is a cocksucker.

Saggy posted her CVS results in another thread for those asking after her.

What does this mean, Lyra? Is it bad news? Can you tell us?

It's perfect Prambo

Good news Pram happy moving

Has anybody seen sarahb8990? Not heard from her in a while.