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March 2014 - Thread 6 - Spending more time with pornographers and less time with our heads in the toilets hurrah!

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rescoonetwothree · 30/08/2013 19:49

Stats thread

Thread 5

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MummyPig24 · 30/08/2013 20:02

Hellooo thread 6!

LyraSilvertongue · 30/08/2013 20:03

Hey!

rosyryan · 30/08/2013 20:22

Yo yo yo.

BionicEar · 30/08/2013 20:47

Hello!

Just thinking once we all have scan dates done with, should we update Stats thread as it seems a few of us have had our dates changed?

RaspberrysAndIcecream · 30/08/2013 21:02

Hello!!
Bloody hell - thread six already! Grin

lumpylumps · 30/08/2013 21:02

I'm not even on the stats thread Sad

IceNoSlice · 30/08/2013 21:13

At this rate we'll be on double figures before the 20 week scans! So we've covered vomming, pornographers, pop tarts, super noodles, crisps, book reviews, relationship trauma and reprieve, scans, scans, scans and Breaking The News. What's next, Martians?

LyraSilvertongue · 30/08/2013 21:22

Ice, second trimester glowing is what's next Wink

IceNoSlice · 30/08/2013 21:26

Oooh yes please. And nice soft skin no more nasty teenager spots please.

April13 · 30/08/2013 21:32

babybear t'was me who spewed and pished my pants at the sane time Blush I also recall the spew in question was spaghetti and it was hanging from my nostrils! Least we'll have a story to tell Grin

HamwidgeAlive · 30/08/2013 21:34

Less vomming, pray tell when does that happen?!

Any weekend plans?

Jolleigh · 30/08/2013 21:40

I've already done a few sneeze-wees Blush

PramQueen1971 · 30/08/2013 21:59

Fanks for the new fred, Moosy, hope your new hair's getting you laid.

Does a time come, when bellies are gargantuan, that it is impossible to reach the clitoris for a strum? Just asking.

Jolleigh · 30/08/2013 22:08

If you can wipe it (which you best had be able to!) you can strum it.

apprenticemamma · 30/08/2013 22:08

Loving the name of the new thread ladies! Seeing as the tone is lowered once more April and baby I have done the same .. on my friends hen do last year when paralytic. I was too steaming to be mortified but oh the shame the next day (blush) . I don't think my pelvic floor muscles hAve sadly ever been the same since ds1...

PramQueen1971 · 30/08/2013 22:15

If you can wipe it..you can strum it. Grin

Can we please have this as our third trimester thread slogan?

justmuddlingthroughit · 30/08/2013 22:21

I'm having that slogan put on a T-shirt.

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rescoonetwothree · 30/08/2013 22:23

omg brilliant. thats all i can even manage right now.

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Jolleigh · 30/08/2013 22:40

I aim to please ladies Wink

Beccadugs · 30/08/2013 22:47

Busy Martians!

Nothing much to report here, still v queasy!

I have also managed the vommit wees!!

Jolleigh · 30/08/2013 22:49

I feel a bit left out of the vomit-wee club. Has nobody had my sneeze-wee scenario?

BionicEar · 30/08/2013 22:49

Still very queasy and tired here. Not helped by fact am already waking in the night for wees and munchies!

BionicEar · 30/08/2013 22:50

Errr Jolleigh - I have, but only little ones! Blush

Damn you pelvis floor! Never quite master those pelvis exercises either.

Jolleigh · 30/08/2013 22:54

Bionic - just little ones here too but it's all equally humiliating when you're doing a mid-night naked milk run and you're in the kitchen. Blush When I think about the clean up, I may as well have just let myself empty!

Jolleigh · 30/08/2013 22:54

And by naked milk run...I mean do the fridge downstairs, not the shop down the road!