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LadyGoneGaga · 26/05/2011 20:01

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1.
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2.
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12.
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11.
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13.
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24.
PollyPoo, girl, born Jan 5.
MrsFC, boy, born Jan 7.
ChoChoSan, girl, born 6 Feb.
Ginhag, boy born 11 Feb.
Muser, girl, born 15 Feb.
CluckyKate, boy, born 18 Feb.
Perfect Dromedary, boy, born 23rd February.
Casserole, girl born 19th March
Medee, girl, born 26th March.
Scorpette, boy, born 21st May.
Rocketleaf, girl, born 23rd May.

UPDIFFED

Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish).
TwinkleToes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 20 June.
Orchid, hoping for a zen like child, due 1st July.
Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
LadyGoneGaga, No, it's not fucking twins, due 24 July.
Ivegotmrbitey, appears to have eaten posh spice, due 27th July.
Macaroonmum, eating for 7, due Aug 6th.
Owlbooty, suddenly weeble-shaped, due 7th August.
Ocarina, there's a what in there?! due late August.
Mountie, too shy to shine, due Autumn.
Truffkin, growing a padawan, due 17th November.

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okiecokie · 11/07/2011 21:14

Alright you preggo lot. Just checking in to see what is going on over here and who is about to lay. Seems there is going to be a flurry of activitiy round these parts soon. Nice one. You are most welcome over t'cresh once you have laid. I advise you scuttle on down to Boots and pick up some tea tree oil to have at the ready just in case.

macaroonmum · 11/07/2011 21:43

Ohhh Fred nearly all used up. Who's going to do the honours?

Glad it all went well BrB
Boo!

My eyelids are sweating.

I have updated below.

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1.
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2.
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12.
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11.
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13.
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24.
PollyPoo, girl, born Jan 5.
MrsFC, boy, born Jan 7.
ChoChoSan, girl, born 6 Feb.
Ginhag, boy born 11 Feb.
Muser, girl, born 15 Feb.
CluckyKate, boy, born 18 Feb.
Perfect Dromedary, boy, born 23rd February.
Casserole, girl born 19th March
Medee, girl, born 26th March.
Scorpette, boy, born 21st May.
Rocketleaf, girl, born 23rd May.
TwinkleToes, girl, born 7th June.
Laurielou, boy, born 9th June.
Orchid, girl, born 24th June.

UPDIFFED

Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
LadyGoneGaga, No, it's not fucking twins, due 24 July.
Mrbitey, so hot right now, due 27th July.
Macaroonmum, thinking of calling baybee Vanilla Ice, due Aug 6th.
Owlbooty, suddenly weeble-shaped, due 7th August.
Ocarina, there's a what in there?! due late August.
Mountie, too shy to shine, due Autumn.
Truffkin, growing a padawan, due 17th November.

owlbooty · 11/07/2011 22:03

I haz also updated. You lot do realise this next fred is THE ONE WE WILL LAY ON?? Gah.

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1.
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2.
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12.
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11.
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13.
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24.
PollyPoo, girl, born Jan 5.
MrsFC, boy, born Jan 7.
ChoChoSan, girl, born 6 Feb.
Ginhag, boy born 11 Feb.
Muser, girl, born 15 Feb.
CluckyKate, boy, born 18 Feb.
Perfect Dromedary, boy, born 23rd February.
Casserole, girl born 19th March
Medee, girl, born 26th March.
Scorpette, boy, born 21st May.
Rocketleaf, girl, born 23rd May.
TwinkleToes, girl, born 7th June.
Laurielou, boy, born 9th June.
Orchid, girl, born 24th June.

UPDIFFED

Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
LadyGoneGaga, No, it's not fucking twins, due 24 July.
Mrbitey, so hot right now, due 27th July.
Macaroonmum, thinking of calling baybee Vanilla Ice, due Aug 6th.
Owlbooty, sticking to a schedule, due 7th August.
Ocarina, there's a what in there?! due late August.
Mountie, too shy to shine, due Autumn.
Truffkin, growing a padawan, due 17th November.

MadameBoo · 11/07/2011 22:39

3rd August is my birthday. I demand a cluster lay!

Medee · 11/07/2011 22:40

look at the size of that list! All those babies we never thought we'd manage to conceive

MadameBoo · 11/07/2011 23:04

Yes. Right gives me hope does that list.

Ginfox · 12/07/2011 07:11

Morning! Am up stupidly early again as couldn't sleep.

BrownB you must be looking forward to your birthday. A pics of your baybee will be a very luffly pressie.

Okie thanks for invite. Have got tea tree oil, plus clary sage, lavender, and chamomile. Am ready to woo this baybee out - and woo myself back together afterwards.

Macca, boo to sweaty eyelids. I was cold in bed last night. That hasn't happened for months, so obv. I thought it might be a "sign" that something was about to happen.

Meds I was reflecting on the hundreds many negative tests I worked my way through before the BFP in November. Only in the last few weeks has it seemed real - various swollen bits help to assure me that I am in fact diffed and not just fat. I think we need to send a delegation over to the BESH and see if we can start a new wave of differs.

Bites the foxcub is still bungeeing, but more down than up at the mo. Mr Fox is taking me out for the day so we're not sitting around waiting. Have to phone MW today to make appointment for sweep next week, just in case.

Radio silence from GG? Is something occuring?

AlpinePony · 12/07/2011 07:20

brownie The laying started in 2010. BESH came to life in spring 2009.

My due date is 19th Feb.

Muser · 12/07/2011 08:46

The updated updated lists have lost Stiffy! I am on my phone and cannot fix. Please can someone reinsert her?

We definitely need a mass diffment from le Palais. It is lovely to see all those baybees laid, but there is room for more and there are some who have been waiting Far Too Long.

LadyGoneGaga · 12/07/2011 09:00

No, nothing doing. Just been very busy. Got the broken oven fixed yesterday (for an absolutely outrageous amount of cash I might say) so doing the batch cooking today. Beef stew, lamb tagine, sausage and bean casserole, chicken curry and chicken and chorizo cass.

Did get some blobby mucous that could have been some plug or could be something to do with the gallons of EPO going up there. Think last time got this about 10th days pre event. Actual bloody show only came on labour day. Consultant tomorrow so should know more then.

Hope everyone else ok. Sorry to not name check but posting on phone is very tedious and have no chance if it goes back over the page. Broadband meant to be coming on sat. When I might be in the hospital. Grr.

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owlbooty · 12/07/2011 09:00

Stiffy reinserted! As the vicar said to the actress etc. Grin

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1.
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2.
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12.
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11.
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13.
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24.
PollyPoo, girl, born Jan 5.
MrsFC, boy, born Jan 7.
ChoChoSan, girl, born 6 Feb.
Ginhag, boy born 11 Feb.
Muser, girl, born 15 Feb.
CluckyKate, boy, born 18 Feb.
Perfect Dromedary, boy, born 23rd February.
Casserole, girl born 19th March
Medee, girl, born 26th March.
StiffyByng, girl, born 17th May
Scorpette, boy, born 21st May.
Rocketleaf, girl, born 23rd May.
TwinkleToes, girl, born 7th June.
Laurielou, boy, born 9th June.
Orchid, girl, born 24th June.

UPDIFFED

Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
LadyGoneGaga, No, it's not fucking twins, due 24 July.
Mrbitey, so hot right now, due 27th July.
Macaroonmum, thinking of calling baybee Vanilla Ice, due Aug 6th.
Owlbooty, sticking to a schedule, due 7th August.
Ocarina, there's a what in there?! due late August.
Mountie, too shy to shine, due Autumn.
Truffkin, growing a padawan, due 17th November.

MadameBoo · 12/07/2011 09:19

Very suspicious silence from Ourlady. Ooooh...

BarbiesBeaver · 12/07/2011 09:21

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1.
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2.
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12.
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11.
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13.
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24.
PollyPoo, girl, born Jan 5.
MrsFC, boy, born Jan 7.
ChoChoSan, girl, born 6 Feb.
Ginhag, boy born 11 Feb.
Muser, girl, born 15 Feb.
CluckyKate, boy, born 18 Feb.
Perfect Dromedary, boy, born 23rd February.
Casserole, girl born 19th March
Medee, girl, born 26th March.
StiffyByng, girl, born 17th May
Scorpette, boy, born 21st May.
Rocketleaf, girl, born 23rd May.
TwinkleToes, girl, born 7th June.
Laurielou, boy, born 9th June.
Orchid, girl, born 24th June.

UPDIFFED

Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
LadyGoneGaga, No, it's not fucking twins, due 24 July.
Mrbitey, so hot right now, due 27th July.
Macaroonmum, thinking of calling baybee Vanilla Ice, due Aug 6th.
Owlbooty, sticking to a schedule, due 7th August.
Ocarina, there's a what in there?! due late August.
Mountie, too shy to shine, due Autumn.
Truffkin, growing a padawan, due 17th November
BarbiesBeaver, can't quite believe it, due Christmas Day
BrownB, INSERT WITTY COMMENT, due 25th January 2012
AlpinePony, INSERT AMUSING COMMENT, due 19th Feb 2012

Yes please to more BESH'es joining us please. Some of them have been waiting quite a while now and it's time the universe gave them a break.

MadameBoo · 12/07/2011 09:23

Whispers

MadameBoo · 12/07/2011 09:25

. Equally lovely to see you on there too. And everyone else Blush

owlbooty · 12/07/2011 09:28

Hell yes to the more BESHies needed. We need a mass exodus from the Palais in the next month. Boo , start your Woo! [hgrin]

owlbooty · 12/07/2011 09:30

Also, in honour of BB , Brownie and Pone joining the not-list...

BrownB · 12/07/2011 10:03

So the scan on my birthday is in fact no good. My OH stated last night that he has An Important Thing on at work and can't get out of it. If I want him there I'll have to change the date. I was kinda miffed at that. I understand, but my nose was well out of joint - this Important Thing means that he won't be able to spend any time with me on my birthday. then he woke me, and proceeded to keep me awake with his damn snoring at about 3am and I had a proper meltdown. The Family Court hearing is on 28-29 July and we're both a bit strung out. God help us if he loses.

Anyway -Sorry about the memememememe... Am still wound up, tired and upset. And work is sucking greatly.

macaroonmum · 12/07/2011 13:38

Ah feck Brownz that's no good. Unless the Important Thing has something to do with your birthday and he's trying to throw you off the scent rather cruelly . Was wondering when you had the Horrible Hearing...will be thinking of you both.

Owlie Next fred = baybee = shit scared

macaroonmum · 12/07/2011 13:39

Oh and Gaga best of luck with consultant.

owlbooty · 12/07/2011 13:50

Oh Brownie that sucks mightily :(

I've had a few of those 'moments' with Mr Boots. He is only just now beginning to understand, after me basically having a similar meltdown, that the baby will only arrive once and the 'important' work is vastly less important than he believes it to be! Shit timing with the Evil Hearing as well.

Well I've looked all over the place and nobody will sell me a cheap plastic sieve. I only want to use it once; I'm not fecking buying a fancy metal one. Actually I'm kind of hoping I don't need to use it at all. I do however have some industrial strength polythene sheeting and a hose. Nice. Grin

GG hope the consultant is more sensible than some of the fuckwitted fuckers you've encountered recently.

Medee · 12/07/2011 13:52

nowhere like Asda do a cheap plastic sieve?

rocketleaf · 12/07/2011 14:05

booty don't buy a sieve specially. Chances are you won't need it and if you do you can use the one you have and then buy a new one afterwards.

Truffkin · 12/07/2011 14:49

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1.
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2.
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12.
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11.
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13.
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24.
PollyPoo, girl, born Jan 5.
MrsFC, boy, born Jan 7.
ChoChoSan, girl, born 6 Feb.
Ginhag, boy born 11 Feb.
Muser, girl, born 15 Feb.
CluckyKate, boy, born 18 Feb.
Perfect Dromedary, boy, born 23rd February.
Casserole, girl born 19th March
Medee, girl, born 26th March.
StiffyByng, girl, born 17th May
Scorpette, boy, born 21st May.
Rocketleaf, girl, born 23rd May.
TwinkleToes, girl, born 7th June.
Laurielou, boy, born 9th June.
Orchid, girl, born 24th June.

UPDIFFED

Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
LadyGoneGaga, No, it's not fucking twins, due 24 July.
Mrbitey, so hot right now, due 27th July.
Macaroonmum, thinking of calling baybee Vanilla Ice, due Aug 6th.
Owlbooty, sticking to a schedule, due 7th August.
Ocarina, there's a what in there?! due late August.
Mountie, too shy to shine, due Autumn.
Truffkin, growing a padawan, due 18th November
BarbiesBeaver, can't quite believe it, due Christmas Day
BrownB, INSERT WITTY COMMENT, due 25th January 2012
AlpinePony, INSERT AMUSING COMMENT, due 19th Feb 2012

Updating so my due date is right. Sorry have been AWOL, lots going on at wor, am tired & grumpy plus have a cold. The vom is also back on a daily basis (think to do with feeling generally shite). PMA - only 83 days until maternity leave starts (and I'll be on my jollies for 8 of those!)

Sorry for not name checking and for doing a very short memememe post. Anticipating cluster laying soon, then an influx of BESH to fill up the not list once more Grin

BrownB · 12/07/2011 20:10

Much as I'd like to copy and paste the list and get all OCD on the year add-ing thing, Wink the last time I did that, my Mac ate the list and spat something illegible out the other side. Can the next person with a happy stick and pastey PC please add my line on for me...? Not that it's witty. Thanks muchly

BrownB, hang on in there baby... due 25th January 2012

Booty - I sat there for a full five minutes until I figured out what the sieve was for... oh dear. Grin

Am glad the Evil Hearing is earlier rather than later - it's already dragged on for soo... looonnnggg..... though I was a bit peeved to hear that my pregnancy is a Material Fact, and may well be bandied around a court room that I'm not allowed into.

GG - muchos luckos with the consultant tomorrow. Fingers crossed for you.

As for MrB and the Important Thing - I do actually understand it. It's something exciting that he's been looking forward to and boring me about for ages. Loads of people involved, and no way he could change it. It's a bit mean to make him miss out when the scan can be re-booked (for the 21st). And it is work, not a jolly. My nose is back in joint now. We have kissed and made up. (He got a really stubborn stain out of my favourite dress today while he was working at home...) And I might go to see Bridesmaids with a girlfriend on my birthday. Grin And eat icecream.

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