Summer, summer, summer PESH: Get in your birthing pools, it's going to be a hot one

[LadyGoneGaga]

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1.
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2.
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12.
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11.
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13.
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24.
PollyPoo, girl, born Jan 5.
MrsFC, boy, born Jan 7.
ChoChoSan, girl, born 6 Feb.
Ginhag, boy born 11 Feb.
Muser, girl, born 15 Feb.
CluckyKate, boy, born 18 Feb.
Perfect Dromedary, boy, born 23rd February.
Casserole, girl born 19th March
Medee, girl, born 26th March.
Scorpette, boy, born 21st May.
Rocketleaf, girl, born 23rd May.

UPDIFFED

Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish).
TwinkleToes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 20 June.
Orchid, hoping for a zen like child, due 1st July.
Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
LadyGoneGaga, No, it's not fucking twins, due 24 July.
Ivegotmrbitey, appears to have eaten posh spice, due 27th July.
Macaroonmum, eating for 7, due Aug 6th.
Owlbooty, suddenly weeble-shaped, due 7th August.
Ocarina, there's a what in there?! due late August.
Mountie, too shy to shine, due Autumn.
Truffkin, growing a padawan, due 17th November.

Wahhhh! I can't believe I missed all this!
Twinks congrats for the lovely arrival of twinkletwinklelittlestar - sounds like my kind of birth.

Loz thinking of you - think the wisest of things have been said so I'll not add anything stupidly irrelevant.

LGG great news on house. I'm sure you have lots of time to get in and settled before minig arrives. You always scare me a bit with your amazing knowledge of things necessary for birth/baby

orcs mat leave rocks

Bitey Was it you then who caused the disruption in the atmospheric pressure which has meant it's been pissing down since 5pm over here?

Huge congrats to Twinks and thinking of you Lozza. Soon you will have your baybee!

Wow twinks that's amazing!! Congrats and a big cheesy for you!!! We made it in the end eh? WHAT? The deli is fucking dusty innit.

Twinks Congratulations! That is fantastic news.

Well, Bug decided breech was the position s/he liked. No mention of trying to turn him/her due to being 41 + 2! So I'm booked in for c-section tomorrow morning .

This time tomorrow I'll be snuffling

More . Am actually OK. The not knowing was the worst. Have re-packed my bag as tankini no longer required. Wah - I'm having a baby tomorrow. And its Jonny Depp's birthday tomorrow, so not bad company . Thanks for all your good wishes - will update as soon as I can.

Lulu it's my birthday tomorrow, as well as the slightly more famous, and definitely more gorgeous, Mr Depp. At least now you know what's going to happen, and approximately when. And you'll be snuffling before you know it.

Just been lurking in CRESH spa. If you haven't been over to read CluckyKate's story, do so. It is luffly, and made me a bit teary (stupid hormones).

OMG! Laurie It will ALL be ok I promise. Those who have the elcs seem to find it a piece-of-cake and I promise you the recovery is not as bad as they make it out to be. Take any morphine they offer. You're going to look gorgeous in all your photos because you won't have a horrible hot, sweaty, stressed labour. You'll be snuffling by lunchtime! Congratulations on your last day of being "single" - nothing is ever going to be the same. xx Stay up late tonight and watch your favourite TV programme in p&Q, have a glass of wine. Loads of love and can't wait to hear all about Bub! Am very glad for you actually that your mw discovered this today rather than you going in to a frightening breech labour. :(

But, just because you're pregnant and you're meeting your baybee tomorrow, doesn't mean you get to keep Johnny Depp. I called him, although I give pols visiting rights.

Good luck for tomorrow Laurie, it will all be fine and totally worth it. Do exactly what Alps suggests.

Good luck Lozza. It will be fine. Snuggles ahoy!

Lucks and love, Loz! Like Alps said, recovery from a planned c-sec is fine. Remember BIG PANTS. You're meeting your baby tomorrow, squeeeeee!

Ooh, and congrats, Twinks! What an exciting day!

CONGRATS, Twink! Absolutely over the moon for you and your lovely new family Sounds like you had a really wonderful, empowering birth and I am so happy for you. Can't wait for more details and pics when you're ready, of course. I send you all the hugest smooches and snuffles XX

And Loz, I'm really happy for you too - because tomorrow you become a mum! Years of waiting and heartache and your baybee is almost here. Am tearing up with happiness for you (and for all of us) :) I found the not knowing much worse than being induced as it was good knowing that my baybee was coming in a certain time frame. And Alps is right - really make tonight a wonderful last night of 'freedom' and say yes to the morphine! And a shared birthday with Johnny Depp - who could ask for more?! Will be thinking of you tomorrow and sending you all my love. You've been so supportive to me and am always here for you

BTW Mr T's birthday is the same as the actual Mr T. Aceness. Also same as Noel Fielding.

PS If Bug is a pink flava, what do I win?

Ohh massive congrates to twinks how amazing and lovely that you got your hone birth. and 4 hours!! Welcome to the world littletwink

And loads I'd luck for tomorrow lozzer Squeee!! in less than a day you will have a real life baby. :o

I have just put Sprout into her first real nappy., one that was a gift from my cousin. She looks soooo cute I might explode.

Twinks mahoosive congratulations on the safe arrival of babytwinks. Sounds like you had a fantastic birth experience.

Lozza best of luck for tomorrow. Hope you are having a lovely evening with Mr Loz and looking forward to snuffling tomorrow . I'll be thinking of you and looking forward to hearing the news when it comes.

LGG good news on the house front at last!

Gin feel free to queue jump, I am most definately not ready to be at the top of the list as of tomorrow - eeeeeekkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. How on earth did that happen. Lalalalalala, this is so not happening yet!

Hiya
Just popped in for a nose to see how laurie was doing (stalker I am..) and see ginhag, scorpette and loads more laid!! Congrats!!!

laurie oooooh so exciting for tomorrow. Tomorrow the rest of your life begins

Wishing Lozza loads and loads of luck for tomorrow. Am sure it will go swimmingly and CSections are meant to be sooo much better when planned rather than emergency. You'll be a mummy this time tomorrow! So exciting.

I am slightly freaked out by my position on the list also. So won't be attempting any queue jumps. Think we are perhaps due a little rest from laying for a few weeks after tomorrow of course.

donttry!!!! how are you my lovely?

lorry everything alps said. And also WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO and YAY. We luffs ya xxxxxx

Hurrah twinks, fabulous news!

Good luck tomorrow lou!

Here's to an awesome day lozzer. It's baking hot here so I've got the brie sat out in the sun. :) go lozzer, go lozzer, it's bub & johnny's birthday, which reminds me, I really must loosen the chains so he can have his breakfast.

Happy bug-day lorry!! Will be pacing...

Missed the news last night - Go Loz! Bug is on the way!

Just flying by to wiah Lausie and bug an awesome meeting day, hope it all goes swimmingly. So thrilled for you that you get your baybee after soooo long

And hugest congratulations to twinkle and her little star.

Doh- laurie.sorry, nerves of posting in t'Deli got to me.

Well fuck me, a flying mole!

'ello casp my luvver

Ps foxy and ladyg cheers for voting. Any more votes? We need to stop that poor kitten crying....