The Deli gets funky: Ah, PESH it good - P-PESH IT REAL GOOD!

[Scorpette]

This fred ain't for everybody - only the menkul wimminz!

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1.
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2.
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12.
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11.
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13.
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24.
PollyPoo, girl, born Jan 5.
MrsFC, boy, born Jan 7.
ChoChoSan, girl, born 6 Feb.
Ginhag, boy born 11 Feb.
Muser, girl, born 15 Feb.
CluckyKate, boy, born 18 Feb.
Perfect Dromedary, boy, born 23rd February.
Medee, girl, born 26th March.
Casserole, girl born?

UPDIFFED

Scorpette, not top of the list at all, lalala, I can't hear you!, due 18th May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish).
Rocketleaf, sprouting out all over the place, due 1st June.
TwinkleToes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 20 June.
Orchid, hoping for a zen like child, due 1st July.
Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
LadyGoneGaga, No, it's not fucking twins, due 24 July.
Ivegotmrbitey, appears to have eaten posh spice, due 27th July.
Macaroonmum, eating for 7, due Aug 6th.
Owlbooty, suddenly weeble-shaped, due 7th August.
Ocarina, there's a what in there?! due late August.
Mountie, too shy to shine, due Autumn.
Truffkin, growing a padawan, due 17th November.
kat2504, 25 sticks pissed on and counting, due 5th December.

Thanks, all!

Come on, rockingrocket. Hopefully silence means progress, progress.

I went on annual leave at 35 weeks and then on to maternity leave a few days before the due date. So about 2.5 went before the birth. But I couldn't have worked one day more really. The SPD meant I was only operating on codeine and miserable every minute in the office.

a baby called edith?

Edith is a brilliant name. Anyone who thinks otherwise can fuck the fuck off.

Hear Hear Muse

Thanks, Muse, lovely.

what muse said.

Hope rocket is doing ok.

Yes, I hope rocket is ok and currently cuddling a babyrocket.

I just spoke to Rocket's sis on FB, and she knows nothing either. Tenterhooks.

Quite right muse.

Now then boo any chance of you driving the menny menny miles to rocket's house in the wind and the gales and peering through the windows to find out how she is doing? No? Better smoke a fag for me too then!

On the subject the FDH has just ordered electronic fags, I am very excited about this as desperate for him to give up smoking. Mainly because I don't want to start again after the boy is born and I think it will be much easier if he isn't still smoking (Selfish cah). Anyone tried them? There is a thread here somewhere actually might go and have a nose.

I went at 37 weeks and he was 2 weeks over. I could have done another week, but it definitely depends on what job you have.

Hear Hear Muse

Salad's for today.

You on about the ones that you buy liquid nicotine for Bitey?

Wot muser said.

No idea about electronic fags biter, worth a try I suppose.

:) Boo

Who the hell asked you, morgan? Why did you think that little gem would be welcome or relevant? Piss right off!

I don't think I've said CONGRATULATIONS yet Stiffy on the birth of little Edith (a fine, traditional Anglo Saxon name) and huge well dones on the marathon labour.

Morgan93 - clearly your year of birth and not your IQ, unless there is a decimal point missing.

Stiffy - congratulations my love, it's a beautiful story and a gorgeous name

Everything crossed for our lovely rockerfeller Come on beautiful lady, lay! Easy peasy sneezey, right?

Hello cass! Fancy seeing you here!

Well, fancy that indeed Pisces

My wanker monitor was beeping.

Ummm... Who IS that Morgan character anyway? Cock off love, there's a dear.

Congrats styffy, your birth story made me tingle.

Hope you're doing well rocket, I sang Sex on Fire a whole lot for you on Sat...

I'm posting this because I know you've all been worrying and she won't mind. I just got a message from Rocket's sister who knew very little but the main news is she has laid baby Rocket and they were described as 'doing well'.

wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine wine

One for every ESH! Clink!

Got all flustered and posted in the BESH spa first by mistake - hence all the wine instead of when I copied and pasted!

Yay for babyrocket! What wonderful news.

Ooh good news! Can't wait to hear more details.

Well done for rocket - fabulous news!

MrBitey You cannot be only 9 weeks from due date. You only got your BFP last week or so it seems.

Morning all. Stiffy - I've not met you, have been mostly confining myself to the Palais, but it's gone so quiet in there I've been wondering what all the fuss was... congratulations on the arrival of wee Edith. You must be well chuffed. Possibly tired too, but great story.

And well done to Rocket too for when she returns! Looking forward to reading all about it.