Mad March in the PESH deli; in like a lion, out like a lamb?

[Medee]

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24
PollyPoo, girl, born Jan 5
MrsFC, boy, born Jan 7
ChoChoSan, girl, born 6 Feb
Ginhag, boy born 11 Feb
Muser, girl, born 15 Feb
CluckyKate, boy, born 18 Feb
Perfect Dromedary, boy, born 23rd February

UPDIFFED

Medee, Gah! Top of the list! Was due March 12
Casserole, cracking open the sunroof on March 31
Scorpette, thinking of displaying her enorma-bump at freak shows, due 18th May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish)
Rocketleaf, sprouting out all over the place, due 1st June.
TwinkleToes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 20 June.
Orchid, hoping for a zen like child, due 1st July
Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
LadyGoneGaga, Has lost her waist, due 24 July
Ivegotmrbitey, appears to have eaten posh spice, due 27th July.
Milanomum, eating for 7, due Aug 6th
Owlbooty, suddenly weeble-shaped, due 7th August
Ocarina, there's a what in there?! due late August
Mountie, too shy to shine, due Autumn
Truffkin, growing a padawan, due 17th November

Oh god, I must stop posting - the baby is in intensive care Can't bear it!

This is a tough one this week innit?

What a lovely Nana

Nando's mum is a bloody rock, bless her.

All the babies MUST be all right, as they wouldn't end the series with Horribleness, surely?

My tear ducts can't handle the sight of Triplet Dad doing skin-to-skin with those tiny wee scraps! He's wonderful.

5 months of trekking back and forth to the hospital, wow. Glad there is a happy ending though. Now what will I do on Monday nights now?

Five months I think my heart just broke. What an amazingly strong couple. Night all, am off to bed with jilly cooper.

So glad there was a happy ending though . MiniG is a Will so poorly William's always make me cry especially hard.

Hoorah! Now I don't need to watch it at all!

I always cry during the opening credits, as it always reminds me of wandering down the labour ward and hearing newborn babies cry for the first time, so I claim the prize for being the softest sad act in here.

Hurray! My husband has returned and is speeding away from Heathrow as we speak! Stoopid hormones have made me vey sentimental and have already cried at his flight being delayed and at his final landing news cos he is bringing me toblerone and it can't come soon enough

Very quiet in here today. where is everyone?

Can't punch you for blubbing, Owlie since I spend about 75% of the programme in tears.

Bitey I wonder if he bumped into my husband? Weird.

Can't join in on the blub-fest cos don't get OBEM over here.
But I did go all squidgy at the teeny boy's clothes i've been looking at online.

LGG I am officially stuck to my sofa. Thechild is in nursery and I am at home. All day. . With min-mars bars.

Yey to returning husbands Bitey!

Yay to the promise of Toblerone!

How very decadent, Marrow. I expect your feet are up too? But hope you are feeling better. Can you not get OBEM on BBC on demand or whatever it is called?

Yay, Bitey. MrG has almost completed his house clearance so will be back with me tonight too . Bit grr to give up bed/starfish privileges though.

Gah! Auditors!

Run away, run for you life, Lozza. Surely they will not pick on a preggo woman? Try sticking your bump out and waddle around in a "labour may be impending" fashion

I wish LadyG. I'm having a 20 minute respite, then the fun will resume. I've tried the huffing, rubbing belly & moaning, twinging & saying "Ow" loudly & said I need about 479 wees. I'm knackered.

I was also meant to be driving 2.5 hours each way tomorrow to visit my other team - but lovely "take me out for cake" colleague has just rearranged his week so he can share driving with me. He's like my dad

This week was always going to be the bleurgh week in work, but from here on in I shall be easing my way into mat leave.

MW appt yesterday was all good - slight trace of protien in wee, but nothing to worry about. They think the head is down, but not 100% sure. Again, not worrying about that until 36 weeks. Blood pressure fine, blood results fine, heartbeat strong. All boringly good

How much longer til mat leave, Lozza? Don't worry about boring, boring is good!

I think baby definitely turned upside down yesterday as was getting kicks under the ribs. But they seem to be back in the bladder today so Tink is still spinning round wildly I think. Midwife tomorrow - going to get her to measure me as sick of people asking me if there are OMG twinz!1!1!!!11!! in there. And ask about the pelvis pain (still there) - apparently sis could hardly walk with her third so hoping is not the dreaded SPD but could be.

I'm doing appraisal write ups today. Is very tedious...

Boring is fabulous, I agree.

GG Owlet is also doing some form of rudimentary break-dancing in there I reckon. Today he is kicking me just below my belly button. Yesterday he was kicking me on the left hand side. Tis a right bugger that you are still suffering with the pelvis pain; hopefully MW can help and it is not SPD.

I'm not supposed to see the MW again for another 7 weeks - supposedly it's MW at 16 weeks, GP at 25 weeks, MW at 28. Is it just me or does that seem a bit shit? I might visit the MW at 24 as I do not trust my GP as far as I can throw her. Are all areas different when it comes to appointments like this?

Rie what if they are the same person?

I believe you can buy the chocolate that is tobler in mainland uk shops macaroniandcheese but is a traditional gift in the bitten household that returning travellers must proffer before being allowed back over the threshold. Interference with the toblerone is NOT ALLOWED owlie

ladybird Are you finding that the same days as OMG TWINZ!111!questions someone else will say oooh you're so small, are you sure? I have resisted ascerbic sarcasm so far but won't be restrained much longer!

Glad all was boring lozenge boo to the auditors though!

I have 500 surveys to do the data entry on but am planning to do them from home tomorrow on lappy in bed

PS boots yes I think MW appointments very variable by area but there are NICE guidelines on number of contcats you should have.

I am going to go to Tescos and buy a bloody massive toblerone now. Damnit. Tis also a traditional gift in the Boots household due to grandparents wandering all over Europe in their retirement.

I have a training presentation to write. I have failed. Fuckit, I'm going in search of toblerone instead.