The PESH deli - Happy New Year! The one where Polly finally lays and we get lots more BESHy wins.

[PollyPoo]

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24

UPDIFFED

PollyPoo, wondering if this baybee is every going to come out, due 23 Dec or 28 Dec, depending on who you trust
MrsFC, joining whether she wants to or not, due 22 Jan
ChoChoSan, "and Lo! The lord did resurrect her petrified womb", due 31 Jan
CluckyKate, hatching an egg, due February 2
Perfect Dromedary, defied medical science, due February 24
Muser, blooming at last, due February 27
Ginhag, reckless cake-carrier, due 28th Feb
Medee, has a deceptive bump, due March 12
Casserole, completely out of witty things to add, due April 8
Scorpette, now carrying a RL baby in addition to Clothilda and the squid, due 18th May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish)
Rocketleaf, no longer jealous of morning sickness, due 1 June.
TwinkleToes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 20 June.
Orchid, hoping for a zen like child, due 1st July
Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
Ivegotmrbitey, Marmite is a lovely name for a baybee, due 27th July.
LadyGoneGaga, Compulsive Stick pisser, due 28 July

Sorry for the not terribly inventive opening, but I need to moan update you all...

Come in, grab a chair, a wheel of brie and a glass of champagne to welcome in the new year.

I didn't cook, I just assembled cold things, that doesn't count.

tonight is some M+S turkey (we have had our own mini-Christmas dinner in between Christmas and New Year) with various trimmings. TOmorrow is traditional steak pie, mash and cabbage.

Peshy pops, I know I've been hideously rubbish at keeping up with you all of late. What happened to babies keeping to strict timetables and letting you sleep?

I just wanted to swing by and drop off a bottle of sambuca and some fois gras, and wish you all a truly fabulous new years. Tonight, the highlight is dinner and Jools Holland. I may even brush my hair later on.

Now Polly get laying - we want a new years baybee!!

Happy New Year honeymonster. Have a lovely evening with your boys.

I is BACK! Never before have I been so happy to see chavs throwing chips at each other in the road and drunk women at the bus stop getting their tits out for passing cars!

Have been back for a few hours but it's taken me that long to be able to form cohesive thoughts that don't include murder.

Rocket, glad your scan went okay today and hoorah for seeing lovely Sprout in close-up. Hope the results are good news (or as minimal as poss)

Pol, try to hang on for @ 30 hours - peeps born 1st Jan always feel jipped cos everyone's hungover and partied out on that date! But it sounds like things are moving in the right direction now so keep on trucking towards that luffly home birth

Also - I'd just like to stuff AncientsofMooMoo's head between my massive comedy norks and give her a right good motorboating. That all right with you, my lovely?

Next year is the year when our lives change forever. Is bloody massive thing! Am scared in the happiest way. Big luffs to all the ESH - those of us who became mothers in 2010, those of us who already know they will become mothers this year, those who don't know it yet but will also become mothers in 2011 and those who might have to wait a little longer still (no-one, I hope)! Luff you all! XXXX

Happy 2011 to all the ESHes.

Smoooooches, headbutts fer auld lang syne.

Xxxxxxxxxx

Happy New Year! It's been a hell of a year, but we made it through. And 2011 is going to bring great things for all of us.

Oh rocco soz about my crap bamboo suggestion. I knows nuffin about nuffin.

Happy 2011 Everyone!!! I think I should just quite score because she said it far more eloquently that me.

"Big luffs to all the ESH - those of us who became mothers in 2010, those of us who already know they will become mothers this year, those who don't know it yet but will also become mothers in 2011 and those who might have to wait a little longer still (no-one, I hope)! Luff you all! XXXX"

silvs sorry didnt meant to get on a textiles high horse there! Viscose is no worse/better than many another fibre really, I just a/ get a bit annoyed at the supposed 'eco' credentials as I feel its misinforming da public, and b/ wanted to show off my completely pointless and otherwise useless knowledge

score you are braver girl than I watching OBEM, I saw the trailers and decided to swerve it this time less I get the fear and decide to sew up my foof so this babay never has to come out.

How can it be this dark at 8 am? and how can I now not sleep after getting to bed til 2? I am tempted to have a rant about the guests that TB didn't want to invite (he turned out to be sooo right) but don't want my first post of 2011 to be negative so instead I am going to say what a lovely time I had, food went down really well, have loads left over so we are good for the rest of the weekend unless you PESH all want to jump on the train? :o

oh and hello to mooo I hope all is well your end, and you had a lovely chilled out night! I don't think anyone is gonna hold not keeping up against ya

Happy New Year you lovely PESHes - what an amazing year 2011 promises to be.

Hope you all had a brilliant night xxx

Happy New Year all. I fell asleep putting MiniG to bed so poor MrG had to spend it on his own with Jools Holland. Should have just gone to the pub poor guy.

Glad you're back in the land of sensible food options and good hygiene, Scorps. Another year done.

Sorry you had a knob guest, Rocket. There's always one prick in a bunch of roses.

Taking MiniG to his Dad's later and then I may get rid of this feckin' Christmas tree that is currently shedding all its needles all over the rug.

morning all, very excited about 2011! It's so exciting for us all! Toasted in the bells rather soberly with a glass of pink juice, and a sip of MrM's fizz and a smell of his whisky. Opened the door to let the New Year in, and heard the ship's horns at midnight, and could see the rather-good fireworks from our window. Also saw the London ones on the TV which looked amazing (though someone needs to teach the crowd Auld Lang Syne properly.)

Rocket if you won't make your first post about the knob guest, I for one would be delighted if you would make your third post about him!

Morning meds I decided to post it in AIBU as a form of therapy and spare those of you who arent interested ;-)

It is here if you can be bothered to read my rant!

You are so good, I caved and had 2 glasses of cava and berry juice (only 1 glass in total) We also wanted to hear the ships last night but I think the wind was in the wrong direction, you can normally hear them on the Mersey.

I am knackered, defo think I am going to have to perfect the afternoon nap today.

was only good as I have over-indulged (relatively speaking) of late, so probably reached my limits.

excellent ranting, Rocket, and completely justified.

rockstar no apology required dear gal. I was pissed that I fell in to the trap that I thought bamboo was Eco/earth muvver shiz. Denied!!!

I echo what ScoreScore said and said perfick like.

Look forward to seeing you all in the Spa. Nay fear there are plenty of lockers and complimentary fluffy White bath robes for every ESH. No need to make an appt. Whenever you are ready just pitch up at Reception!!!!!!!!

Oh and YADNBU - she is!!!!! What a topic to talk about!!!!!!! Inappropriate.com

Ooh, thanks for posting rocket, I was hoping you'd tell!

Happy New Year PESHlets :) I have a good feeling about 2011 - I like odd numbers :)

Happy New Year ESHies one and all. May 2011 be the year we ALL win our baybees.

Rocket they sound vile. I'm surprised you didn't kick them out! Each to his own and all that but to tell two pregnant women about your late term abortion is just every kind of wrong. I'd say she has ishoes.... What did MrRocket make of it all? Was he awake when they were coming out with all that crap?

Gusset watch update.... gusset watch update... This is getting very tedious. No real change. Still having a show following yesterdays sweep. I am going stir crazy and need to get out. I am stinking of clary sage oil - so much so that Boo keeps asking what that horrible smell is and won't cuddle me! We tried the sechs this morning but it was a failed attempted. It just felt really weird - having sex to try and get a baby out is even worse that ttc for 2 years it seems! Add to that, I just do NOT feel like a sexual being when duffed and TG is not the kind of bloke who gets off on the pregnant shape... well, it was just a disaster. I half jokingly suggested he jizz in a pot and we stick a funnel up my foof and pour it in. Expected him to screw his face up but actually he is not against the idea! Seems all kinds of wrong, but I am just desperate enough to try it... after all, the spermz is supposed to be the best way to bring on labour. What a story to never tell your children and grandkids eh?

Right, I think I might go for a little waddle walk. I need some fresh air.

oh poo sorry I know I shouldn't laugh but that IS quite funny. It reminds of the jokes TB now cracks every time we see a turkey baster

Hope the walk helps the cabin fever and gets things to move a bit quicker. We are sposed to be going out again in a bit and I REALLY want another duvet day. Must try afternoon nap.

Poo are you having a show? Surely only days away now, iif that! I had one on Monday and weds the little guy decided to make his move... Get up and down those stairs!

Rocket OMFG is all I'm going to say. I would be furious. A few choice words wouldn't go astray. If they are true friends they will apologise.

I'm knackered after feeding 3 times last night and my right nipple is about to fall off. I also just ate 5 mince pies and cleared out my wardrobe.

Oh and happy new year!!!!!!