The PESH deli - Happy New Year! The one where Polly finally lays and we get lots more BESHy wins.

[PollyPoo]

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24

UPDIFFED

PollyPoo, wondering if this baybee is every going to come out, due 23 Dec or 28 Dec, depending on who you trust
MrsFC, joining whether she wants to or not, due 22 Jan
ChoChoSan, "and Lo! The lord did resurrect her petrified womb", due 31 Jan
CluckyKate, hatching an egg, due February 2
Perfect Dromedary, defied medical science, due February 24
Muser, blooming at last, due February 27
Ginhag, reckless cake-carrier, due 28th Feb
Medee, has a deceptive bump, due March 12
Casserole, completely out of witty things to add, due April 8
Scorpette, now carrying a RL baby in addition to Clothilda and the squid, due 18th May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish)
Rocketleaf, no longer jealous of morning sickness, due 1 June.
TwinkleToes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 20 June.
Orchid, hoping for a zen like child, due 1st July
Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
Ivegotmrbitey, Marmite is a lovely name for a baybee, due 27th July.
LadyGoneGaga, Compulsive Stick pisser, due 28 July

Sorry for the not terribly inventive opening, but I need to moan update you all...

Come in, grab a chair, a wheel of brie and a glass of champagne to welcome in the new year.

Have messaged you ginly. and passed on your luvvs and she sends big love back to you xxx

Mmm, the joys of regifting, eh, Cluckers? They sound as tactful and thoughtful as my ILs! Awful response to news of your redundancy

Rocket, don't beat yourself up. My Mum was allowed to drink before her gall bladder scan, so that's odd. Unless my Mum got confused too and her scan was still feasible (wouldn't put it past her, tbh).

PolPot, am liking the rusty gusset update. Will you lay the first baybee of 2011? Sending you speedy developments and gentle sneeze vibes (and a massive snog).

Well, I'm glad I have food allergies, as I have not had to have the prawn cocktail made from a giant bag of prawns defrosted on Boxing Day or the world's most random stir-fry including turkey, sprouts and roast potatoes leftover from Xmas Day as well as cucumber and pilau rice. Nommy!

MsFC yes please - tell me the publication so I can buy it.

I have also eaten HB's cake, it was AMAZE. She is a goddess.

Now I need cake... and will go and check the gusset too.

There will be no blowing up of pool just yet MrsFC, we bought an electric pump so it won't take long.

Would you resent having your birthday on NYE? Or would it be the best time to have a birthday?

pol one of my best friends has her birthday tomorrow and I know she doesn't really like it as everyone is celebrating NYE not her birthday :( Keep those legs crossed til the 2nd as I suspect NYD would be even worse as everyone will be too hung over to celebrate!!

Can I ask opinions on this bargain dress?

We are going to a wedding on 22 Jan in Kent (yes, with tiny baby and 3 yr old, must be bloody mad).

Ideally I want something I can breastfeed in (assuming I can BF this time). Wondering if I could BF thro the sleeves of this dress. Don't want to spend a fortune on a proper nursing dress as a) don't have the money and b) they are all nasty anyway. Opinions pls!! TG thinks it looks too much like a bathrobe. I'm not sure if I am only drawn to it because of the price.

Also, what should I wear on my feet? Obv will have money to buy shoes as dress is so cheap!

I want to buy the magazine tooooo!

Now, how does one tell one's neighbours that one is up the duff? Why, be out when Mothercare delivers and get them to take in the pram and carseat. All in big emblazoned boxes.

Oh my god. There is a pram sat here next to me. And a carseat in the other room. I might actually pee myself a little bit. What, I am pregnant.

I have just done hippo birth cd and am now going to have a bath. Mmmm, lovely.

Thanks mrsfc that is v v impressive

I like the dress, I think it would look ace on you.

Oh that dress is lovely Pols, and I reckon it would be easy to bf in.

I shall pm you xx

Is nice dress poo....bit hard to tell about 'access' from the pic...

A wrap dress is another option. Easy to wop one out (ooo I'm such a laydee) and you can always wear a shawly thing if you want to be modest.

muse I remember that last time!

Ooh fanx Muse and msFC, I think I will order it and see what it is like. How about these to go with? I think perhaps some nice wedges would go better but I can't bear the thought of having my toes out in January. Although perhaps I could wear black opague tights. Hmmm. Any other suggestions biatches?

Gussetwatch news... little bit more pinky mucousy stuff and a few cervical twinges. Very mild though. I'm beginning to think I may have imagined them.

That is ver priddy Pols and would hide multitude of sins be very flattering on a post-preggo so soon after laying ....great price too!!!

IL's are good people but have never warmed to me and this is proof, no. They are very timid, left wing, religious types & I'm, well, not. Is quite funny they've been caught out and they genuinely think I would be happy as SAHM.....hahahahahahaha.

Right, I is pooped.....off for some hippo action & bed. Would love clean sheets but can't be arsed - a job for MrCK tomorrow I think.

I think it's very you, Polestar. And you'd get a lot of wear out of it. It's so long you could wear some comfy boots underneath too.

Am liking the Pink Panther update. Ah, how the wheel turns - from one sort of gusset watch to another. This NYE, I am wishing upon a star that all the BESHes win ASAP...

I've not been able to find a wrap dress that I like Gin. Most annoying as it would probably be the easiest to feed in.

A propos of nothing, does everyone else have enormous comedy coathook nips all the bloody time (not just cos it's cold out)? Elder BIL took one look at me when we arrived on Boxing Day, went beetroot and has studiously avoided looking at me below the nose ever since

V nice dress pol I think wedges and opaque tights would be a good option, I have also seen wedge shoes about recently

Yup, I have those score! which is why I'm still suffering the underwire padded bras of pre diff. Or the cardi has become my bff...

like these would pick out the turquoise of the dress? too much?

yes score its not so much that I am smuggling peanuts as smuggling walnuts!! I bought new bras (as the old ones got too uncomfy) but got them on line and didnt realise they werent tea shirt bras. I now have porn nips where ever I go but have just affected to ignore them.

Leafy, mine also get sore quite often and I have to wap them out (technical term) in private and give them a good rub. TYF seems curiously worried to make sure I rub away the pain for as long as I need to

PS those shoes are menkul - in a good way!

i do like irregular choice, I could never wear those of course as I can't do much above a 4 cm heel. Their flats are always cute too tho. There was another pair on asos that were even more mental/beautiful but they were 85 nicker so didn't think it was worth posting those.

Yes funny that TB does not seem at all worried at the size and prominence of my nips either :o

< EXPLODES with pride and weeps at love expressed further up the thread. Blows kisses all round> Blwyddyn Newydd Dda i chi...

RieBundle!!!

What I meant to say is

Of course. Easy to get those 2 sentences mixed up.