The PESH deli - Happy New Year! The one where Polly finally lays and we get lots more BESHy wins.

[PollyPoo]

BESH BAYBEES

dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1
SomethingSuitablyWitty, girl born Nov 2
okiecokie, girl, born Nov 12
Honeymoo, boy, born Nov 11
ReginaMonologue, boy, born Nov 13
Maswera, boy, born Dec 24

UPDIFFED

PollyPoo, wondering if this baybee is every going to come out, due 23 Dec or 28 Dec, depending on who you trust
MrsFC, joining whether she wants to or not, due 22 Jan
ChoChoSan, "and Lo! The lord did resurrect her petrified womb", due 31 Jan
CluckyKate, hatching an egg, due February 2
Perfect Dromedary, defied medical science, due February 24
Muser, blooming at last, due February 27
Ginhag, reckless cake-carrier, due 28th Feb
Medee, has a deceptive bump, due March 12
Casserole, completely out of witty things to add, due April 8
Scorpette, now carrying a RL baby in addition to Clothilda and the squid, due 18th May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish)
Rocketleaf, no longer jealous of morning sickness, due 1 June.
TwinkleToes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 20 June.
Orchid, hoping for a zen like child, due 1st July
Ginfox, loving the new mega-boobs, due 12th July.
Ivegotmrbitey, Marmite is a lovely name for a baybee, due 27th July.
LadyGoneGaga, Compulsive Stick pisser, due 28 July

Sorry for the not terribly inventive opening, but I need to moan update you all...

Come in, grab a chair, a wheel of brie and a glass of champagne to welcome in the new year.

Is Sprockette back from that scan yet?

Oooh I have a touch of rusty gusset again! Whoever thought gusset-watch at the end of the pregnancy could be so exciting? Mind you, the rate I'm going msFC and Cho could pip me to the post... How are you two? Any twinges yet?

Going back to what WiseGin said earlier, I also miss HeadBanger. And Rie.

I am WISE

Yup I luffs head and aries....

Go poopy's gusset (hmm that sounds weird)

Now the Heads and Aries fanclub is one I'd be happy to join. Can we have badges? I luffs them too and am hoping that 2011 brings them their baybees, because they deserve them.

Apologies to everyone for being all touchy about Bugaboos earlier. I am poorly and cross about all sorts of things and I was a bit unfair. I am very sorry :(

I'll buy that for a dollar muse Miss em both and I haven't known em for as long as most of you.

pol can we please have hourly updates on rusty gusset watch? (In fact that would have to be an integral part of ESHTV, but would it involve gussetcam? ) Glad it looks like you are still on for an HB tho. Hope the new messiah gets a move on, doesnt s/he know s/he has missed his/her entrance?

Surely you would have to be some kind of weirdo NOT to love clean sheets? always have to launch myself on top whether its bed time or not.

Well I totally screwed up bladderscan, I had misread the letter and thought I was allowed to drink, apparently its nil by mouth not just no food. was very embarrassed but they were lovely and have squeezed me in first thing tomorrow. So have just come home and gorged on pasta salad and dark chocolate jaffa cakes.

Glad you are ok though Salade I have been hanging around for you (and my phone is missing :o)

Oh BOLLOCKS rocket how annoying. At least it's first thing tomorrow so then you can get back to eating and drinking :)

I am in my lufferly clean bed in lufferly clean jammies already. Candlelit bath was a bit crap as the burt's bees muscle relaxing stuff mum got me foe Xmas hasmade the skin on backs of thighs/arse feel like it's on fire and it smelled a bit, well, toilet-cleanerish. Should have stuck with World's Best Bubblebath but don't want it to run out!

aw thanks boo and gin tbh i feel like a bit of a twat as it was there in black and white. DOH! Very lucky they could fit me in tomorrow and early am is much better as just have to skip breakie. Ho hum.

gin you are just making me want to get in a clean bed now, (need to do it as fat cat has put dirty paw prints all over bottom sheet) soz for the stingy burts bees tho, what is Worlds best bubble bath plz? I know not of this wondrous potion.

Rocket what a pisser about the scan, but so glad they can fit you in tomorrow.

Can't believe you are in bed already gin I am still waiting to have my dinner served to me. Don't like the sound of the Burt's Bees stuff though. Which is the World's Best Bubble Bath? I have been given some White Stuff lovelies for xmas, not used it it yet. Prolly cos I can't actually get in/out of the bath any more.

Laura mercier... Almond coconut milk honey bath. It's AMAZING.

boopboopbedo if you are still nearby...are you ok? You don't sound it. Would you like to smash something?

pol I'm less hurty when I'm lying down and there is no-one else home. May go and make hippy tea and find choc mousse in a sec, then crap telly in bed, followed by natal hippo if I can be arsed....

I know what you mean Gin - I am most comfortable lying down too. Ooh will have to look out for Laura Mercier.... am guessing I won't find it in my local tesco.

Just having my dinner but rcoket as soon as I'm done I will go and inspect the gusset, just you.

Think boop is poorly and droidal, not a good combo. :( < proffers large collection of bone china plate for smashing purposes>

Mmm that stuff looks luffly, gin quite pricey tho, no wonder you hoard it!

You're right there poopster tis spensive. But bloody gorgeous. Mr gin got me some when I was pg with mooch, and obviously noticed that I have raved about it ever since as it was my present 'from mooch' this Xmas...

ohh look, half price set on space nk

www.spacenk.co.uk/product/shop+by+brand/laura+mercier/creme+de+pistache+trio.do

pistachio only tho, the almond milk is out of stock. :(

ooh, that looks nice. I got a half-price Eve Lom set in Space NK this week.

Here Foxy - you can have a pop at my ILs. They gave me a particularly nasty scarf for Xmas from M&S....got MrCluck to take it back only to be told that it was last year's stock. So the only conclusion can be that MIL has most generously passed on an unwanted pressie from last year .
Also told them the news about my redundancy and their response...."Oh good, you can be a full time Mum now"

No twinges here. Nada. The FC is even drinking beer still, so sure are we that there won't be any hospital driving in the near future.

Rusty gusset though? Now that is exciting! At what point do you blow up the pool? Do you have a pump?

Im in the rierie and head fan club too. Now I'm off work I don't see hb weekly, and it's just no good. But she is well and I hope she won't mind me telling about to be published in a fancy foodie magazine, and is now a bit minted by all accounts!

Oooooo mrsfc pm me I wanna buy it!!! And be all proud and 'I've touched her I have. I've eaten her cake and everything' (good god how did I manage to make that sound rude???)

And please tell her we miss her very much.

I should've bought two chocolate mousses. Or should that be chocolate misse?

Disclaimer - I do actually know the answer to the above question.

cripes clucks thats well harsh IL behaviour there.

lovely news about HB thanks for the update mrs

... i wish I had eaten her cake

I've eaten her biscuits too rocket

utterly utterly green as my name sake here gin :o