I wandered lonely as a PESH

[Muser]

That floats on high o'er vales and hills
When all at once I saw a crowd
Of cackling, quaffing, ne-er-do-wells

Pull up a seat, grap a glass of vino and a piece of sushi, it's Delitime again.

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1
SomethingSuitablyWitty, awaiting update

UPDIFFED
Honeymoo, 3 wees a night, due October 31 (boy)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November 14
ReginaMonologue, knows when all the sales are, due November 20 (boy)
maswera, jungle hottie, due December 11
PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25
MrsFC, joining whether she wants to or not, due 22 Jan
ChoChoSan, "and Lo! The lord did resurrect her petrified womb", due 31 Jan
CluckyKate, hatching an egg, due February 2
Perfect Dromedary, defied medical science, due February 24
Muser, will she ever stop puking?, due February 27
Ginhag, reckless cake-carrier, due 28th Feb
Medee, finally over the Haribo craving, due March 12
Casserole, completely out of witty things to add, due April 8
Scorpette, now carrying a RL baby in addition to Clothilda and the squid, due 21 May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish)
Rocketleaf, no longer jealous of morning sickness, due 1 June.
Twinkle Toes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 23 June.

MrsFC That sounds like an excellent plan! No way would you want to be induced after a c-section!

Gagaga wonderful news, very happy for you. Sending you Velcrovibes and this here slab of Brie.

MrsFC that all sounds good. I'm fairly sure I'm going for an elective this time so was nice to have the recovery thing confirmed. I am v excited about 12pt's sweepstake, too. After that can we do guess the sweets in the jar?

LadyG that is fantabulous news! Well done.

Also a big well done & congratulations to Okie & Reggie

Scorps Pliz to be reporting soon.

Blimey, it all go here...........

Wonderful news Gaga! We have an industrial stapler over here we could use to staple the little BOC in place.

Fantastic News gaga, sending sticky vibes.

And good news, MrsFC!

Cass I'm not entirely sure being the sweet and naive thing that I am, but I think you're being a bit rude. Are you?

Shall we start at 9 lb?

WOOOOOOOOOOWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEE for she'salady What exciting times we are currently living in! Does that mean you're a July baybeee layer too? I also think I've got a blue one on board!

Mrs FC great news on the plan of attack being one you are happy with. V. pleased you're got good people sorting you out.

Scorps come and show us your piccies pliz!!

Chez Orchid is currently still very sickly. It really is a good job that we do such a good job of forgetting this bit, otherwise we would all be only children. I feel so horribly bleurgh all the time and am running out of ideas of how to deal with it. I have taken the day off work today as I am sick after every meal and can't face my longest teaching day feeling like this. When I was PG with mini O I managed to get through 10 weeks of 9am lectures standing on a stage with 200 students looking at me whilst shaking and having just vommed. I think I am more wussy this time but I just can't do it . I am going to brave going out soon and get some anti sickness bands and some B6 to see if it helps. Does anyone have any other ideas?

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Clearly I misread it and as such, I'm the one with the questionable taste in jokes. I just saw the word "sweep" you see...

I hope everything is going well in Scorpsland .

No rudeness intended... just went off on a summer fete tangent.

Rie and Heads great to see you guys (well apart from Ries taste in jokes in that is )

Yes Orchid but only just! 28th July according to FF based off the ov date. Went into labour with Mini-G on his due date (born day after following 24 hours of joy) so may make July. Likely to be a fellow Leo though! What date are you?

I too am fretting re: Scorps. Hopefully she has gone out to do some celebratory shopping fuelled up on Gaviscon.

I'm here! And so is my perfect, gorgeous, wriggly baybee! We were there for over 3 bloody hours! Not that I could care less, as everyone was so wonderful, caring, thoughtful and helpful (could've done without a teeny 6 stone waif nurse weighing me, mind ) and we got to see our baby! I only drank half a small bottle of water but didn't require dildocam (huzzah). Baby was perfect size, dated as 13+5, kept jiving and kicking, the nuchal translucency was completely normal and the nasal bridge present and normal (huzzah) and of course, it is the most beautiful foetus in the entire world, ever. I shall never forget the look on TYF's face when we saw baby on the screen for the first time My eyes were moist and I was choked up but I managed not to bawl :)

And yes, it's just one, you gits! They told me some women do get a big bump early (like my mum did). BP and urine normal. Spoke to a lovely medical student and then the consultant, who suggested different drucks for my reflux (as these ones are giving me severe headaches - I've not taken any today as can't bear another) and a better druck for headaches (an anti-depressant which has the effect of relieving headaches) and complimented me on my 'mature' attitude to labour (I ain't saying yes or no to anything, will take it as it comes, water birth if everything's cool) and best of all, he thinks I'm fine to have a MW-led birth, on the proviso that we remember that because of my health ishoos, I'll prolly tire much quicker and easier than other differds.

One wonderful thing was that the nurse doing the bloods for Down's testing said I could ring her personally from Friday onwards to get the results as they normally take up to 3 weeks and there's a big party for my Dad's 70th next week and I won't be able to hide my pg if we're still waiting for results (I kept telling her I didn't expect special treatment, but she insisted. How lovely is that?!).

Well, that's it in a nutshell. TYF was great and it was a lovely experience. The hospital is very clean and everyone was super-professional.

Huzzah for LGGG! Sending you velcrolicious snogs of congratulations :)

And yay for MrsFC for sorting out your birth plan. Sounds like you're in good hands

Thanks for everyone's wishes and fretting. MWAH!

Huzzah for lovely scan Scorpey!

Yay scorps

hurrah!

Fab news! Hurrah!

Yay! So glad it was all good. Hooray for MiniScorps!

Hurray for Scorpette-ette's big screen debut. Sounds just lovely and I'm already eager to hear about when you tell your family at the big bash. x

To continue the good news. Normally Bob is quite shy and as soon as TBG tries to feel the kicks they stop. However, last night Bob put on quite a show and my belly was jiggling away as it got booted from the inside. Cue much delighted laughter from TBG. Bless him.

Smashing news, Scorpulina. It's a wonderful moment. xxx

So pleased to hear all is well scorpulicous . Did you go to the regal hozzie or the other one? Have heard good things about both but because of where we live I'll be at the regal one. Can we see a piccie?

Lady the 28th is my wedding anniversary so is a good date in my mind! My EDD is 6th July according to me, but something like the 23rd June according to my silly doctor who couldn't figure out that having a non-standard cycle throws things a little!

Muse glad Bob is kicking merrily. 'Tis such a nice feeling.

Orchie, my cousin brings baybees into the world at the regal hossie over there. Will have to keep tabs and see if either of you get her

Oh, and excellent to hear of the bouncing babbymuse bonding with BobDad!

scorps that sounds wonderful.

muse yey for kicking Bob.

Sorry to be a bit 1-liney. I'm vay busy today & whilst I'm feeling great I'm going to do as much as I can.