I wandered lonely as a PESH

[Muser]

That floats on high o'er vales and hills
When all at once I saw a crowd
Of cackling, quaffing, ne-er-do-wells

Pull up a seat, grap a glass of vino and a piece of sushi, it's Delitime again.

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1
SomethingSuitablyWitty, awaiting update

UPDIFFED
Honeymoo, 3 wees a night, due October 31 (boy)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November 14
ReginaMonologue, knows when all the sales are, due November 20 (boy)
maswera, jungle hottie, due December 11
PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25
MrsFC, joining whether she wants to or not, due 22 Jan
ChoChoSan, "and Lo! The lord did resurrect her petrified womb", due 31 Jan
CluckyKate, hatching an egg, due February 2
Perfect Dromedary, defied medical science, due February 24
Muser, will she ever stop puking?, due February 27
Ginhag, reckless cake-carrier, due 28th Feb
Medee, finally over the Haribo craving, due March 12
Casserole, completely out of witty things to add, due April 8
Scorpette, now carrying a RL baby in addition to Clothilda and the squid, due 21 May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish)
Rocketleaf, no longer jealous of morning sickness, due 1 June.
Twinkle Toes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 23 June.

evening ladies, I is knackered. But hurrah for the all the lovely new babies!

Second? What? I have no idea what you are talking about. Oh I see... Second in line for the chocolate? Fab.

Can't remember whether I've said this already, but wonderful baybee news and big congrats to Okes and Reggie!

I've had a lovely weekend stuffing my face with mates while TG went to visit family. Got lots of ver gooey choc brownies left. They are delish warmed up (if I say so myself) with a big dollop of vanilla icecream. Anyone want some?

Scropes so excited bout your scan tomorrow. Squeeeee!

What's the votes for OMG TWINZ!!1!! tomorrow?

Muse you, er, seem to have a bit of chocolate brownie around your chops.

Cheers, Meddler Aw, TYF has taken the whole day off work, he's so excited, the soppy bugger! Eek, we're getting proper excited now :)

I was saving that brownie for later! Just a bit full of toad in the hole at the moment.

How about triplets for Scorps? We've never had triplets.

Behave!

What, you don't want triplets? Is it the not being an even number thing? Quads then?

It's Octuplets or bust, you know that!

good luck today, scorps!

Yes, good luck Scorps.

Popping in to say congrats to all the recent ESH layers...what a lot of babies! Much love to silv witty okie mooma and reg (god I hope I haven't missed anyone, is hard to keep up!!)Hope all is well with everyone xx

Will try and look in later for news of your scan scorp.

Smooches n headbutts all round :)

I hear you have a vacancy for a Differ?

Hoping for a sticky one this time. Plz to put me in a medically induced coma and wake me up when baybee has come out healthy and pref sleeping through.

GAGAOohlalaOhmigod! Amazing, amazing news! Congratulations!

LADEEEEEEEE!!! Brilliant news! Lovely to have you. Here - have a brie baguette. We want you to stay.

How was your scan score? Did you have to wait long?

I had my 'OMG are you sure it's not a horse inside you' appointment today, following my growth scan on Friday. MUCH excitement I actually saw my consultant!!! I had the same one eight years ago for the boy child, never clapped eyes on him - but he is real.

Anyway - he confirmed that 'yup, he's a whopper alright', and I now have an actual birth plan. My birth with the boy was a bit of a nightmare as I've said before. Three days of failed induction followed by a section. Now, I have my head around having to have a section again, whatever gets my baby out safe & all that, but it was the three days in hospital just WAITING that completely did me in. So... he has suggested that I wait till 40+12 and then if nothing happens then go straight to the section - no faffing around. I'm delighted. OBVIOUSLY I would rather have a VBAC, but this is the next best option. He also confirmed that planned sections DO have a better recovery rate than emergency ones, so that would be another bonus.

Lovely man, lovely NHS. I'm really pleased.

Dear, dear LGG, I am so thrilled for you I have faceache from grinning. Many congrats, old thing, and a very unBESHly squeeeeeeeeze :)

And hurrah for the NHS, MrsFC ... Glad you've got something you can be happy with!

Hurrah for GG!! Well done old bean and here's hoping for a stubborn, sticky one. Excellent news.

Gawd bless the NHS MrsFC. I may have to start running a Guess the Weight sweepstake.

I've said it over there but I'll say it over here AGAIN. So very very chuffed for you gaga :o:o:o

Mrs I'm glad you have a plan. It must have been awful going through all that the first time round so its good you won't have to do that again! Glad you are pleased with the outcome. Big up da NHS.

Hope score comes back with scan news before I have to leave for the lakes.

glad you are lurking m'lady. Hope all is well.

Well, that was worth rebooting my crashed computer for! Well done gagagoogoo! Very pleased for you and ready for the nekkid jigging

And glad you are happy with the plans mrsFc. I know noone can plan the birth they will get, but it must feel pretty close to that, and very comforting - especially if you are producing a foal!

Nice to see therealGinshady back in these parts.

Slightly scared by all the mammoth babies recently. (i am not confused, its just the one that represents how I feel the closest)

LadyGG!! Congrats, that is fantastic news! Lend you some of my superglue?

GinnyGinGin where have you been?? Hope everything going well for you.

Aw fanks everybody. Can't quite believe it. Am a bit sh*tting myself tbh but hopefully will all work this time. Have felt very pregnant since 5 or 6dpo so hoping it is asserting itself nicely. Early feeling i have is that it is a boy (I felt the one I lost may have been a girl and Mini G is a boy). Am a mentalist but a happy one

Hope Scorps scan is going well. Come back and tell us xxxx

Good luck for scans, Scorpula.

MrsFC That all sounds brilliantly positive, and bloody good show the NHS.

Rocket Am actually weirdly less terrified because lots of people seem to have given birth safely to mammoth babies - more scary when there are horror stories, I fink.