I wandered lonely as a PESH

[Muser]

That floats on high o'er vales and hills
When all at once I saw a crowd
Of cackling, quaffing, ne-er-do-wells

Pull up a seat, grap a glass of vino and a piece of sushi, it's Delitime again.

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April.
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8.
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24.
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29.
AlpinePony, boy, born 1 July.
Carrots, boy, born July.
IggyPiggy, girl, born July.
Cosmosis, boy, born Sept 5.
Backinthebox, boy, born Sept 7.
Skatergrrrl, girl, born Sept 10.
VAG, boy, born Oct 2.
Silversky, boy, born Nov 1
SomethingSuitablyWitty, awaiting update

UPDIFFED
Honeymoo, 3 wees a night, due October 31 (boy)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November 14
ReginaMonologue, knows when all the sales are, due November 20 (boy)
maswera, jungle hottie, due December 11
PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25
MrsFC, joining whether she wants to or not, due 22 Jan
ChoChoSan, "and Lo! The lord did resurrect her petrified womb", due 31 Jan
CluckyKate, hatching an egg, due February 2
Perfect Dromedary, defied medical science, due February 24
Muser, will she ever stop puking?, due February 27
Ginhag, reckless cake-carrier, due 28th Feb
Medee, finally over the Haribo craving, due March 12
Casserole, completely out of witty things to add, due April 8
Scorpette, now carrying a RL baby in addition to Clothilda and the squid, due 21 May.
Laurielou, the unmarried hussy with the "surprise" diff, due 31 May (ish)
Rocketleaf, no longer jealous of morning sickness, due 1 June.
Twinkle Toes, supergluing her fanjo shut, due 23 June.

Yey! Great news mummymoo Congratulations! xx

congratulations Moo! So happy for you! Excuse the OMG!!!11!!!!!!, but wow, what a big boy! Hope your undercarriage isn't too bad in retrospect. Sorry quick wasn't such a good thing, but at least you weren't in the hossie for hours and hours waiting for your waters to go. Looking forward to seeing pics of your peachy boy. Well done - please to look after yourself for now. xxx

Mega mammoth congratulations to the moo famile! Look forward to official announcement and the compulsory photos.

Soz about undercarriage but it will heal and you'll have your mitts full with your new little fella to even worry about what downstairs looks like.

I still need to do my birf story and look forward to trading for yours!!

Is you back on the gin yet!?

Fanks Curly for posting in the Spa.

Yay! Congratulations moo and babymoo. Hope your undercarriage heals fast. That is a speedy arrival for a big bouncing boy.

9lb9!! Faints in shock!! Huuuge congratulations moolady can't wait to see pics.

We PESHes do like our boys don't we!

moo ! Congratulations - and welcome to the world to your beautiful little boy!

Hooray - well done Moo.

Congrats Moogirl! That sounds like a hefty boy. I'm simultaneously congratulating and wincing.

WOW! What a whopper - stirling work there moomoo!!!
Congratulations and don't be tempted to look down at the damage to your undercarriage - only look at the prize!

Moo congratulations! That is wonderful news to start my day. Good ole size too! Ignore your undercarriage, it will be fine. Well done, x

Sorry to post & run yesterday, my scan was all good. Baby prodded into a spot of gymnastics, which was fab. Told my parents who were stunned, sister, who I thought was going to faint & my Nana who cried with joy. Then she shouted at her dog for jumping on me. She has a Yorkie

Moo! Congrats! A HUUUUUGE boy. I can speak from experience and say that I have a vague inkling of what your down-below may be resembling atm, but fear not - it has an amazing ability to heal itself up. For the first week I felt like all my innards were going to drop out whenever I got up. The way to deal with this is not to get up, and have everyone run around after you. That doesn't last long, so milk it while you can. Then after about 10 days everything started to get a bit more normal again, and at 5 weeks all was well enough to actually get on a horse.

My top tips are have a bath with tea tree and lavender oil in morning and night for the first week - keeps it clean and has antibacterial and healing properties. Put the oil in a spoonful of milk before you put it in the bath - helps it disperse better. I also got a little spray bottle and put clean water and some of the oils in there too, and after using the loo I had a little spray to clean off and then dabbed (don't wipe!) with the softest loo roll you can get your hands on.

And NO GOINg OUT, for anything. Not even a pint of milk. That's what OHs and friends are for.

lozza You are a VERY NAUGHTY GIRL! Was starting to worry that everything was ok. Am delighted for you.

You had us worried there laurie. Glad everything was ok. You're having a baby!

Phew, glad it went well lozzer

moo I guess now the plastic jug makes sense! Hope it heals up nice and quick, bet you cant even feel it when you look at your gorgeous boy :o

Hurrah for BabyMoo!

And good scan news, Laurie - don't disappear like that again, we had virtual search parties out for you.

HUZZAH for Babymoo! That was quite some calf you laid there, Moo. So sorry about the undercarriage - but keep your eyes on the prize (just wait till I'm on here whining every 5 mins about me downstairs after laying and remind me I said that!)

After all that waiting, he decided to shoot out, eh? Menz, tchuh!

Lozza! So glad the scan went well! Must've been so lovely to be able to witness your family's joy for you :) But be careful with that yorkie - I reckon he might weigh even more than a cake!

Tum is worse than ever. Doc is coming round in a bit. I will a) bollock 'em for being so useless and letting me suffer for so long and b) get some proper drucks (thank gawd, the stuff for severe acid probs don't affect baybees at all). Actually, I should probably get the drucks THEN bollock them, shouldn't I?! The pain is so unwavering (even yesterday after the Gav there was still a core of pain) that I'm worried some lasting damage has been done. 2 months of acid constantly splashing on the oesophagus? Can't be good

I hope they sort you out Scorpio.

Can it be 5.30pm now please? I am ready for the weekend.

Absolutely wonderful news laurie - does this mean you are actually genuinely diffed? With a baybee and everyfink? Pls to reveal how many?

I has drucks! One pill, in the morning, turns off the acid. I felt like snogging the lovely LadyDoc who was soooo sympathetic. Also got an apology for other Doc not listening and an admittance that GPs do sometimes wrongly attribute everything to morning sickness or early pg woes (I was very nice, not at all shouty or accusative). Frankly, I didn't care any more - I has drucks! Wish me luck it works!

Hooray for drucks!

Well done on the drucks Scorps, hope they work!

Congratumalations Moo!!!

I have been counting. If Reggie has laid that is 18 baybees from the Deli now. 18!

And what is OhhhhhOkieCokieCokie up to? Laying? Quietly freaking out about 9lb babies?

Scorps Woo hoo for drucks! Just sorry you need to have them in the first place.

Ski Apparently I iz really really diffed with a real life baby. Though I still cannot get my head around that what is on the screen is an image of my tum. It just feels like the latest DVD we've received from Love Film . Oh, and just the one in there, thank Jebus.

Moo I can't stop thinking & smiling to myself about how quickly babymoo came along when he put his mind to it.

A Dr paid a home visit to you for your morning sickness score? Fuck, that is a brilliant service - you wouldn't get that in London I can tell you. That's great. Glad you are finally feeling better.