The PESH deli – how extraorder, we're all in pig

[Muser]

We smacked our ovaries and sent them to Madame Bovary, and now we're in pig. MSDP ends here, just waiting for the MAD lot to join us.

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29
Skihorse, boy, born 1 July
Carrots, boy, born July
IggyPiggy, girl, born July

UPDIFFED
Cosmosis, the baybee that is never going to come out, due August 22
backinthebox, thinking of inventive uses for courgettes, due September 6
skatergrrrl, the one that overtook the rest, September 1
VAG, lives in De Nile, due 19 September
silversky, the biggest farter, due 18 October (first baybee)
Honeymoo, 3 wees a night, due October 31 (boy)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November 14
ReginaMonologue, knows when all the sales are, due November 20 (boy)
maswera, jungle hottie - due December 11
PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25
ChoChoSan "and Lo! The lord did resurrect her petrified womb" due 31 January
CluckyKate, hatching an egg - due February 2
Perfect Dromedary, defied medical science - due February 24
Ginhag, reckless cake-carrier, due 28th Feb
Muser, I threw up behind a tree - due February 27
Medee, finally over the Haribo craving, due March 12
Casserole living on hula hoops - due April 10
MrsFC, joining whether she wants to or not

Have had text from cossie , she expects to be home tomorrow. :) Super name she's chosen!

Can anyone text curly to inform her?

Huge congrats to cossie and cosbaby! Wonderful news. So glad he came along with very good timing in the end!

Have seny curly update.

Oh god, niece (4) and nephew (11mo) just left, due to rain kept inside small house with no toys......argh, am I really ready for this? Off for soothing gin nap. After I hoover the detritus and change my freshly-washed-but-now-with-footprints trousers.

^ Southern Comfort on the rocks?

;)

ski plz to text me the name!??

Double congrats on the Deli fred this weekend, well done Skaterzzzz and MessagesfromtheCosmos, what frabjous news!

forgot to say; I was flicking through Pregnancy and Birth magazine in the supermarket, and there is a code for 20% off Isabella Oliver - PREGNANCY20.

Hmmm. I calculate that with that discount the gorgeous coat is still, ummm, way out of my price range. Sigh.

Triple congrats now due - Box has sneezed out a baybee boy.

Hooray, hooray, hooray

Box actually laid a baby on her due date? That's impressive! Congratulations Box.

Congrats box! very efficient :)

Well done Box ! I had a feeling you'd gone quiet yesterday for a reason...

Busy busy PESH thread at the moment!

Oh my God! boxy congratulations! I bet he's divine. Can't believe how quick the not list is moving! Vag are you feeling the heat??!! After that the October-November girls will be stepping up to the plate....

Can't wait to see pics, hear stories, etc.! Loads of good Fesh vibes in the meantime.

Confabulations, Boxter! Blimey, who actually delivers on their due date?!

Good work box you said quick and sounds like you got your wish!!! Congratulations to you all x

Blimmin 'eck, good going to lay on due date Boxy! Congratulations! Does he have the gorgeous red hair I wonder...

Yey, good work Boxy, many congratulations.

VAG - you OK?

well done Box

Holy Crap! Have I been gone that long that I have escalated myself to 5th position in the NOT LIST with out any concerted effort?

But before I go, I hope that you are all doing marvellously well, and of course many congrats to those that have popped and delivered (boxy, skater and cos!).

1 month 2 weeks and 3 days before I start my mat leave, so I suspect to be in fine force on here towards that point - I never realised how much work got in the way of just about everything else.

Hello, I hear you are looking for new victims recruits following the unprecedented level of baybee laying goig on over here?

I've been a BESHie for a couple of months although won my baybee bit faster than expected so been lurking a bit shame facedly due to brazen queue jumping behaviour. This is DC 2 and due 26th April.

Congratulations to all the layers by the way, hope births went ok and vajayjay's are healing nicely.

Fuck me I go away and 3 baybees are laid AGAIN! Sounds like June.

Firstly massive congrats to queue jumper Skates. That is great news and I am sure she is beautiful. I am hoping the calm peaceful surroundings of private mat ward was what made it soooo easy - . Do you think I could check in a week before due date to take advantage of the mini bar, dinner menu and Jacuzzi water birth pool?

Secondly, Cos fab news! I hoe you it all happened spontaneously without any need for further induction. Looking forward to hearing al about it.

Thirdly Box, also great news! I hope it was a lot different experience to the first time and well done. I guess all that training of landing planes on time rubbed off giving you your own "on time arrival".

Hope you can all hear me over there, I am in that there Germany but I come today later today. .

Many congrats to all three FESHes! Wishing you many early nights and late mornings xx