The PESH Deli; Won't somebody think of the children???????

[Cosmosis]

THE NOT LIST

BESH BAYBEES
dontrythisathome, girl born March 25.
Cheggers, twinz girlz, born April
FannyPriceless, boy, born June 8
CurlyCasper, girl, born June 24
CUNextTuesday, boy, born June 29
Skihorse, boy, born 1 July
Carrots, boy, born July
IggyPiggy, girl, born July

UPDIFFED
Cosmosis, the one that likes a good ride, due August 22
backinthebox, thinking of inventive uses for courgettes, due September 6
skatergrrrl, the one that overtook the rest, September 1
VAG, lives in De Nile, due 19 September
silversky, the biggest farter, due 18 October (first baybee)
Honeymoo, 3 wees a night, due October 31 (boy)
okiecokie, self-confessed control freak, due November 6
SomethingSuitablyWitty, benelux babe, due November 14
ReginaMonologue, knows when all the sales are, due November 20 (boy)
maswera, jungle hottie - due December 11
PollyPoo, wants to name her baybee after the dog, The New Messiah is due December 25

hijack away. Thank God you don;t have to eat it! bleurgh...

Blimey. Isn't that clever

Thanks Okie

Also to add to okies instructions you actually have 5 days to start a cycle on it, once your period arrives. If you are a halfwit like me that doesn't do it on the first day, it's fine. Probably none of this makes any sense, but it is actually v easy.

Also the preseed is ace. You basically put a load of wetjelly via a plastic dispenser up your fanjo before jumping your other half. It makes you feel like you have a litre of ectoplasm up there but is v effective at giving the sperm a helping hand - i.e. something to swim in - and mimics your own fanny juice. Nice.

Oooh lovely! I shall imply that it's all his doing.

So romantic ain't it?

Oooo I likes me the sound of the pre-seed...

Thank-you Cossie - I gets my freds confused so sometime end up posting on the wrong one .

Box - it's being orange that got you into this predicament in the first place . While we're on the topic of horses, the littler one is also ginge - I love my chestnuts

Head good to see you! Get yourself some preseed and hopefully we can see you fully in here soon.

Have I offended everyone? Cos are you laying a baybeeee?

Pot to piss in ideas.

just got the exercise ball out. The dog is shit scared of it. He is sitting on mr moo's head practically. Oh good.

hairareyourAriels ithink I might have spare persona or CBFM lurking around. It was given to me by someone else, but I never used it because I was already sick of temping and opks and all that shebazzle. Let me have a rummage tomorrow.

Cozzzzzzzzie I have decided today is the day!!! Please to be contracting now?

Good luck today Medee!

thanks Muse, I'm at home till 10, before I head round to the hospital (5 minute walk away), mixture of excited and bricking it.

Good luck Med.

V funny: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/pregnancy/1021285-Post-your-unrealistic-expectations-here

honey, cossie and fanny are doing lunch today - as traditionally -ESH meets release mighty cosmic forces I think we can expect triplets by teatime!

Good luck Medee!

Aries CBFM currently special offer on Amazon. With money saved you could take a riding lesson.

Forgot to tell you the best news - one of my oldest friends, who had an EP last year and lost one of her tubes, and was going down the AC route as a result, got in touch last night to say she is pregnant, just had the 12week scan, and if my dates are confirmed today, we'll be due within 4 days of each other! She doesn't know about me yet, but I am super happy for her.

Good luck medee and lovely news about your pal.

I am so frigging happy it's Friday. Not to mention inhave made major cock up at work. I am blamingthe baybee hormones!!!

aries just checking my old orders and I paid £54.24 for the CBFM in January - so you might get it even cheaper if you keep watching the price.

Good luck medee - can't wait to hear how it goes.

Jealous of ESH lunch. Have fun...

Depending on how long my appointment is, I might not get back to my home computer with time to post before I have to go into work, so you might not get an update till evening - I will try to post though!

Dropping by to wish Medee lots o'lucks!

Good that we know - that way we won't panic if we don't hear from you medee. Will be keeping an eye open tho'...

So I had a small bout of madness last night: I woke up around three, as you do, and went to the loo, as you do. Then in the bathroom washing my hands, I leaned over the sink to have a drink out of the tap (sorry, this is a bad habit I have) and I heard a kind of cracking pop sound. My heart nearly stopped and I thought "Oh God, my waters!". Now, this is despite the fact that my back has been killing me for days and was particularly bad last night, and this noise was DEFINITELY my back. So I then spent ages paranoidly checking I wasn't leaking and morbidly reviewing the different scenarios of rushing to the hospital in the middle of the night. Obviously, it was all fine. And I was reassured enough to fall asleep again. Crazy mad woman.

Anyway, I will be getting a ball from a colleague on Monday and I hope that will help with the back. I've been trying some of those stretches too honey and I'm trying to follow Silver's doc's advice on the swimming. Ouchy though.

Thanks all. Very grateful. Poo is sorting me aht. I might get both!

A riding lesson Ski. A riding lesson????????? Why in God's name? Horses are very lovely to watch racing and tearing round fields and munching grass out of your hand and stroking their velvety noses, but up close they are big and stampy and snorty. I'll have a riding lesson if you have a sailing lesson eh? Eh?

Good luck Meds.