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*Judgementalness alert* Worst DC/sibling names you've ever heard.

422 replies

DancesWithWoolsEnPointe · 19/11/2012 20:56

I know someone whose daughter and son are called Paris and Troy. Really! Aside from being utter rubbish, I mean, if we are going with mythology Paris is a boy not a girl, and Troy is a place not a person! Its Paris and Hector surely? Or Troy and Mesopotamia?

So can you top that? Go on, I could do with a laugh.

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Wishfulmakeupping · 19/11/2012 20:56

Sam and ella- really

bitsofmeworkjustfine · 19/11/2012 20:57

ocean and rain...

heard it hollered across a garden centre

TiredBooyhoo · 19/11/2012 20:58

conan and xena

WaterBiscuit · 19/11/2012 20:58

Dolce and Gabanna. I shit you not.

Flossiechops · 19/11/2012 20:59

wishful we have an Ella, then along came ds I really wanted Sam until I made the connection - it's now his middle name Grin

BunnyLeBOOwski · 19/11/2012 20:59

Diesel and Jenson.

Twin boys. About 2. With matching tram lines shaved into their hair, chunky try-hard mancardies and UGG boots Hmm.

CrapBag · 19/11/2012 21:10

I am totally serious. Unfortunately.

Joop Armani (girl) and sister DKNY pronounced Dickney. Apparently another 5 siblings, would love to know their names.

HanSolo · 19/11/2012 23:56

Mia, Ria, Tia and Lia (Leah?)

Wishfulmakeupping · 20/11/2012 07:35

Like the name Lia but not with the siblings called those names!

TheKindnessOfStrangers · 20/11/2012 09:40

Ellie and Ella.

shriekingnora · 20/11/2012 09:49

Bernard and Linton. Twins.

PoppadomPreach · 20/11/2012 09:53

immaculata and scolastica - twin girls in catholic school

FairiesWearPoppies · 20/11/2012 09:55

Pocahontas. Yep seriously

efffy · 20/11/2012 10:18

Brothers named George and Michael Grin

TessOfTheBaublevilles · 20/11/2012 12:07

I was at school with a girl called Charlotte, who had siblings named Charles, Caroline and Carlo.

Charlotte, Caroline and Carlo are all forms of Charles.

I'll leave you to try and work out what their dad was called. Wink

Furoshika · 20/11/2012 12:09

I knew a Peter and Piers.
I heard tell of a Romulus and Remus but can't confirm that.

bluemagpie · 20/11/2012 12:27

Luke and Laya - and they didn't realise the SW connection until someone told them!

VerityClinch · 20/11/2012 12:33

4 DC, Horatio, Octavia, Hector and ... Rachel.

Poor Rachel. Sad

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StellaNova · 20/11/2012 12:38

Pirate and Gypsy.

notallytuts · 20/11/2012 12:41

i dont think troy and paris is that bad, i wouldnt say either is uncommon and having a "theme" would be worse than not in my opinion.

paris hilton is a girl...

9MonthsToMakeYou · 20/11/2012 12:56

I like Troy and Mesopotamia Grin

I know a family where the girls are Valentina, Diana, Allegra... and the brother is Gary. WTF.

Littlecherublegs · 20/11/2012 14:23

This reminded me of the triplets - Faith, Hope, and.... Kevin!!

Though doubt this is true??!!

cuillereasoupe · 20/11/2012 15:49

Along the same lines, I've heard of four brothers called Matthew, Mark, Luke and Kevin.

stikmatix · 20/11/2012 16:17

Waterbuscuit - my friend knows of a Dolce and Gabbana via her work. Wonder if they're the same ones you know?!

Rouen · 20/11/2012 16:47

Unfortunately, this is not even slightly a joke. It hurts to type...

Twins called

Bacardi and Coke