*Judgementalness alert* Worst DC/sibling names you've ever heard.

[DancesWithWoolsEnPointe]

I know someone whose daughter and son are called Paris and Troy. Really! Aside from being utter rubbish, I mean, if we are going with mythology Paris is a boy not a girl, and Troy is a place not a person! Its Paris and Hector surely? Or Troy and Mesopotamia?

So can you top that? Go on, I could do with a laugh.

I came across a Richard head the other week.

Now that is just mean.

I know someone with a Sam and Ella...wonder has it ever occurred to her? Ella came first so I suppose she probably always calls them Ella and Sam.

I had baby uggs given as a present but I just could wedge his feet in!

Gutted. Poor Tarquin had freezing piggies!

Couldnt I mean.

Uggs are unacceptable dincha know only hunter wellies 4th hand me downs (or new for MC trying to be UC) are allowed.

Can someone explain this Sam and Ella thing please.

Oh I just said it out loud

I'm thinking a baby Joey Essex?

My cousin has a boy called Tuna and a girl called Jam

So can you top that? Go on, I could do with a laugh.

About 5 years ago I had dealings with a family with a girl called Beau and a boy called Headley. Which sounds alright until you shorten them and add the family name

BoLock and HeadLock

i dont know what uggs are, or are they the boots with the fur inside??

Can someone explain this Sam and Ella thing please.

Say "Sam and Ella" quickly and run the words together - sounds just like salmonella

They are just sheepskin boots really nice for winter. Are very overpriced though.

why is it not ok to be snobby at names with perhaps working class connotations but its then ok to be snobby about names with upper class connotations?

Because inverse snobbery is alive and kicking on Mumsnet

marvellous name for a burger van, Sam'n'Ella's

Thank you re the Uggs. No idea what Hunter wellies are either but presume posh stuff

Like uggs just boots with a small label on and the price doubled

My DH and his brother are named Timothy and Thomas.
Hence both of them usually being referred to as 'Tim, Tom, damnit!'

Ah! It's nasty to children when it's the one way but 'a bit of piss taking' when it's the other way round

Pls say you can at least see the double standards??

I don't know of Uggs or Hunters so have no axe to grind but really, this just seems so bizarre. If its bad its bad BOTH ways.