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*Judgementalness alert* Worst DC/sibling names you've ever heard.

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DancesWithWoolsEnPointe · 19/11/2012 20:56

I know someone whose daughter and son are called Paris and Troy. Really! Aside from being utter rubbish, I mean, if we are going with mythology Paris is a boy not a girl, and Troy is a place not a person! Its Paris and Hector surely? Or Troy and Mesopotamia?

So can you top that? Go on, I could do with a laugh.

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MolotovCocktail · 20/11/2012 18:45

Lia, McKenzie and Lacey-Jai (all girls)

Lovely family; beautiful children ... but I really don't like the names (Lia as Leah would be better, but I'm unconvinced at the other two)

zookeeper · 20/11/2012 18:49

Byron.

Ginandtonicandamassageplease · 20/11/2012 18:53

I taught a girl called Channel once. Her parents thought they were calling her Chanel but got the spelling wrong! She had a brother called Rainbow and cousins where all 7 of them were named after American states. I can only remember California and Mississippi though ...

SweetMingePie · 20/11/2012 18:56

Twin boys called Jack and Daniel.

ouryve · 20/11/2012 18:57

Mark and Marcus

Lottapianos · 20/11/2012 18:59

Jordan and Jordaine Hmm. Brothers.

Danisha and Daniquah Hmm. Sisters.

kaytola · 20/11/2012 19:00

B-Jay and J-Jay. B-Jay is a girl and J-Jay is a boy.

InNeedOfBrandy · 20/11/2012 19:00

I like Byron, quite a old name.

Lottapianos · 20/11/2012 19:01

I heard this 3rd hand so can't swear that it's true but.....

3 siblings called AJ, OJ and CJ. That's Apple Juice, Orange Juice and Carrot Juice. Apparently they were each named after what mum craved during her pregnancies Hmm Shock

Bearandcub · 20/11/2012 19:08

Ellie and Ollie

Jamdoughnutfiend · 20/11/2012 19:12

I know a Lacey, Lilly and Lexi

KateShmate · 20/11/2012 19:15

There was a story on DM (sorry!) online where a woman had twin girls called Lily and Lolly.
FWIW, the story was about a foot-long rat that bit Lily.

goralka · 20/11/2012 19:16

Scarlett and Lola

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Silibilimili · 20/11/2012 19:18

I knew a Chlamydia.

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Silibilimili · 20/11/2012 19:19

I've known a Dolly, Twinkle and a Jolly!!

Silibilimili · 20/11/2012 19:19

X post usual

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skyebluesapphire · 20/11/2012 19:20

B-Jay?? Seriously??!!

I know a sienna and senna...

goralka · 20/11/2012 19:21

usualsuspect - they sound like prostitutes, why not call the third one Jade?

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InNeedOfBrandy · 20/11/2012 19:25

This is the worst one for a while, Cherry means lapdancer/stripper and Scarlett, Lola and Jade means prostitutes.