Worse name you EVER heard for a child

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Today i went out and was doing shopping heard this name been called i thought it was a nickname, then the dad and nan said it to him, but fuck me i feel for the kid.

His name was DENIM.

I thought about this all day and it cant be...

Are you sure it wasn't Denholm? After the famous actor?

Im sure, 100% denim. I was standing next to his mother!!

At my son's swim lesson there is a mum who continually yells Oceana to her daughter as though to let everyone know what an unusual name her daughter has (she does this every week - as you might tell it is getting on my nerves somewhat). I loathe the name. I think it is really pretentious. But Denim is pretty awful. I wonder if anyone else named their kid after 1980s aftershaves? Hai Karate? Tabac? Aramis?

On babynames.com it does list Denim as a boys and girls name. It is mainly used in the US (it would be wouldnt it). There is also the name Denham which is an old English name.

I just looked, i am stunned. I have heard really unusual names, but denim?

Poor child, he looked very sweet.

Oh my i think id tell her to shut up! I dont no why celebs call their children horrid names. Ivy?????? Do people no it means poison.

worst name i have ever come across was "J" - just the letter "j".

i did not know whether to say he or she, and i never found out.

Actor Jason Lee called his son Pilot Inspektor!!! And Rob Morrow (from Numbers and Northern Exposure) called his daughter Tu (get it?!)

my grandmother was called Ivy!

might have been Jay/Jaye

nope. i checked. it was simply the letter J.

Are you joking with the tu? Poor children of this earth. I don't hate Ivy its just the meaning of it.

I have picked ralph for my son people said its slang for sick? I did google it and its correct made me abit put off but its 'slang' and slang isn't really real so to speak.

Real, awful, names I know of ..

Comet (boy)
Aqua (girl)
Tequila (girl)
Babe (girl)
Gauge (girl)

Don't! My sister loves the name Ivy

Met a girl called Mystic once.

Was shopping in Next and another customer started calling her toddler as he kept wandering off - Gucci. I kid you not!!

OP - have you not read 'Forever' by Judy Blume?

As far as the worst names I have heard - at one end of the scale Ptolemy, at the other Tia Maria...

Also heard a boy called Armani.

In our local paper recently was Detroit , brother to Diesel and Axle.
Also Braxton, which made me laugh. At least not a twin of Hicks.

No! I but i did a thread on here and i found out. The people who i have told said Like ralph lauren [hhm]. Its an old fashioned name which i love!!

crabb that made me laugh.

There is a rapper called gucci manne. Wtf? LOL

I think Ralph is quite sweet xmas, but I'm the wrong generation and will never be able to get that out of my head!

Jonty.

Leporche.

Thank you Im only 19 so i have no idea who it was neither my mum when i asked. Shes an avid reader!

Libra for a boy. Unfortunately his classmates didn't think first of the horoscope sign but of certain ladies' necessities...

Looooads at work.

MJ (full name, just initials)
Tekeela (yep, spelled just like that)
Angel Gabriel (first name Angel, surname Gabriel)
Shoosh
Cloud (baby boy. Not registered when I met him so fingers crossed they changed their mind!)
Baby
Renault
Li'lo (with apostrophe)
Lorry-blue (girl)
Hash (boy)
Melina/Meleena (for god's sake STOP CALLING CHILDREN THIS!)

Tis often hard to keep a straight face!

Many years ago, my local newspaper had a birth announcement for a particularly unfortunate little girl called Doremi. Who does that to a child?!