Worse name you EVER heard for a child

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Today i went out and was doing shopping heard this name been called i thought it was a nickname, then the dad and nan said it to him, but fuck me i feel for the kid.

His name was DENIM.

I thought about this all day and it cant be...

Shadow!

His mother was shouting his name really loudly in Tesco a few month again. 'Shadddddooooowwwww get your ass back here you wee shite' nice

Poor wee chap, very cute through.

There was a personal trainer at my gym years ago called Denim. God he was gorgeous .

Boy called Ferrari!

Hippy- jo

A little girl called Solo.

I was talking to my boss' dd yesterday who is a teacher. One of her children this year is called Judge. Very odd.

La-a
Pronounced ladasha
I win

Sweetie.

Honey dragon maybe there's Spanish Influence? In the same way xavier is pronounced zavi-er?

Ladasha is an urban myth, no-one has been called that.

My mum once taught a Rockyboy.

Caleb is the worst name ever.

I think Libra are Australian, so am assuming the poster is from there. It's like a child being called Tampax - pretty sure most boys (am assuming teenagers) would have a field day with that!

Levi.

Jehane. (Jane)

Kayanna

Tayanna.

Blade

I kind if like La-a. The pronunciation would be quite acceptable in either America or in Afro carribean communities and a flamboyant girl could carry it off with style I reckon.
So Tulisa is the Kylie of this decade? Sigh. Tulisa is at least also a proper name. As is Levi but I expect most people think its just a brand of jeans.

Stacy they are 3rd generation Rotherham, the parent in question at the nursery joked she is considered exotic by her family as she moved down south. I couldn't even judge them in a proper Mnet fashion as both mum and child were so bloody lovely

I looked after siblings with double barrelled names which were something like Molly-jay and Tyler-dean. At drop off she would give them a lecture about how no one was allowed to shorten their names. They looked bored senseless as if they had heard this waffle daily for years. This offended me much more than the actual names

Theres loads of names on this thread I wouldn't bat an eyelid at TBH.

But then I'm not a snob.

I know of a Bluebell and a Tiger.

When I went to school there was a boy called Connor O'Conner

MrsHelsBels my niece treated her at A&E it's true.

I love calab!

I know brothers called fox and fawn

Also a little girl called porchea

Nah, I hate these threads.

Alright then, the worst name I ever heard for a child is Albert or possibly Arthur.