Worse name you EVER heard for a child

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Today i went out and was doing shopping heard this name been called i thought it was a nickname, then the dad and nan said it to him, but fuck me i feel for the kid.

His name was DENIM.

I thought about this all day and it cant be...

DS2 was at nursery with a Mavarick. Although I thought it was a pretty cool name.

I heard someone shout Gladys and Elsie once, I expected to see two OAPS

But Gladys and Elsie must have been babies once!. I do wonder what it will be like with all these OAPs in 70 odd years with names like blue sky, bunny bear, Shiraz etc!. All the young Gladi and Elsies will be like

Cheyenne!

Yeah they were babies once,70 years ago where those dreadful names should have stayed.

I knew a family of red heads called Saffron, Blaze, Rufus and Leo. I rather liked their name choices though I suppose if one child had been born blonde or brunette it would have thrown the theme out rather!

I had to take a radiograph of patient, Roger Mashitter, I Checked the spelling of the surname as I typed it with the patient and did all I could not to start howling.

I went to school with a girl called Pepsi, apparently that's what her mum craved throughout the whole of her pregnancy...

My friend named her little boy Storm which would be fine had my mums old dog not been called Storm!

Dd went to preschool with a little boy called Dizzy. Always made me giggle as that was nickname of the biggest stoner at college. Poor mite - destined not to be taken seriously.

Dd went to preschool with a little boy called Dizzy. Always made me giggle as that was nickname of the biggest stoner at college. Poor mite - destined not to be taken seriously.

I know at least 2 children called Storm.

Maybe it depends where you live,no one would think Storm was that unusual around here.

The footballers Gary and Phillip Nevilles' dad is called Neville Neville.

Not sure of the spelling, but I knew of a girl called Elinestra Dick, once upon a time!

I have name changed for this because I would be instantly recognisable.

R J Paul. That was his full name. The R and the J were not short for anything, that was his given name.

I have known children called Fox, Charleyboy and Twinkle (a boy). I know an adult called Michael Michael.

Old fashioned girl's names are very popular here (Dora, Beatrice) and I quite like them. But I bet the name Fanny never regains its popularity..

Have taught an Astra, a Tekeila (spelled just like that), a Fiery Britania, a Leeanne, a Harley Davison, a Marley, a Phoenix and an AmyJ. At son's school there is a Ruby Marmalade, an Eden, a Meadow and an Angel.

It's not that it's that unusual Usual I just can't help associating it with a big soppy Standard Poodle :)

I used to work in a paeds clinic, came across some beautiful names, and some not so beautiful names
Rainbow-moonbeam
Clamidia
Laybia
Meanchor
Chardonnay
Savannah
Channel
And twins elli-Mae and Lilly-fay which I swing from aw really sweet to oh dear

On holiday last week there was a little girl called Syria. A pretty name, I think, but given that it's constantly in the news in atrocious contexts, it seems a bit unfortunate.

I also read an article once about a woman who was pregnant with triplets. She already had a DS named Flash and I remember her wanting to call one of the triplets Moss but I can't remember the other two. They were all equally though...

I do know of a Kal-El. Nice little boy, mum usually just uses Kal for him.

My friend used to have a rabbit called Storm

everlong Tulisafromxfactor's real name is Tula...
Which I quite like hactually

Heard of a 10yr old Dawson recently. After dawsons creek I reckon.
I love unusual names but some are just plain ugly