Worse name you EVER heard for a child

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Today i went out and was doing shopping heard this name been called i thought it was a nickname, then the dad and nan said it to him, but fuck me i feel for the kid.

His name was DENIM.

I thought about this all day and it cant be...

This thread made me

I do sort of agree withthepigonthewall - I didn't think of Libra as a sanitary brand and I am female with a mother and a sister!!!!! BUT - It only takes one child to know about it and the rest of them will jump on it!!!!

I know a 3 year old called London!
DP wanted to call DS Kal-El (superman geek) but I put my foot down.

I could win this thread hands down- but the children concerned all refused to start secondary school unless they were allowed to change their names, so I can't tell just in case somehow it gets out.

I know of siblings called honour and legend diamond and destiny

My friends bf was called Denim he was greek

Two sisters called dior and armani

Coleman and cuffin

I don't mind these of names though better than everyone having the same boring ones!

my dh has suggested hannibal for a boy and clarrise for a girl ... i am threatening an injunction ...

Tallulah is a recognised name, Tallulah Bankhead

What is wrong with Jonty & Melina?

Oh and siblings river blue, ocean deep and precious

I hate judgey name threads, especially on a parenting website where chances are someone reading has a creatively named child And I say this as a parent of children with not so creative names.

Ivy is a perfectly goodname as well; it does not "mean" poison.

We have a Bo-Binx in our school, very sweet little boy but I have a feeling he won't be taken seriously as an adult! :o

My friend called her DD jasmine. Except she spelt it Jasmynne

And I know a Destiny. I cringe whenever I hear it.

I met a Lindisfarne once though. Everyone called him Farne and he was lovely.

I taught a Layby once. Staffroom gossip reckoned it was her place of conception!

I know a l,ilo
My dn is called savannah which I loathe...love her though! :)
One of the worst I ever heard was in next once...the mother kept calling the girls name (so no me missed it I think)....darcie Elsie.

Boo. Not a nn, not short for anything.

Pebbles.
I shit you not, I know the parents

Jamie Oliver's boy is called Buddy Bear. That has to be the worst name ever.

Saw a birth announcement recently for a girl called Liberty Belle!

NurseBernard, Yes I think it is spelt like that.

I have never ever seen Libra sanitary brand in shops.

Some kids in my school younger than me - Oceanstar, Applestar, Adhurra, and Modesty. They are sisters.

I know of a girl called
loll9 kissmumkissdad (the 9 isc the correct spelling) her siblings have equally unique names but I can't remember them, although one contains 3littlebirds.

I know a brother and sister called Jakey-George and Dior.

shesparkles I know of a pebbles too.

I like ivy though it's lovely. I can't think of any funny ones at the min. I do get about the spellings sometimes though

Xander

Not that bad but it was

'zan'dar

I thought it was the registrars job to stop such nonsense with random punctuation

The parents logic was it insured he would always have a unique name

Liberty bell Is in the film Juno.
I do judge names. Why would you encourage your child to be picked on?