Come hither all those who haven't found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.
The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed
All those who enter the Gazebo and sit on the bench, will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from ApocalypseCheese, CheerfulYank, Anyfucker, HairExtensions, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.
Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all
Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !