The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread No. 2

[teaandcakeplease]

Come hither all those who haven't found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter the Gazebo and sit on the bench, will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from ApocalypseCheese, CheerfulYank, Anyfucker, HairExtensions, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

ello AF, long time no see.

gomummy the delicious choccy cake will be handed out when i finish my spag bol, om nom nom

Sounds great Tiredmum. You & DH would get along well here, I am cooking obsessed...works well, I love feeding people, DH loves eating it!

hiyaaa TM

I like to be fed, too

Hey there AF! You can have tonight's dinner with us virtually if you want to!

ohhhh....gastronomic heaven !!

Errr, I already ate my dinner. Is it Ok to have another one ?

Lol AF, open wide here comes the aeroplane tee hee

blimey gomummy, so much food, i think i am gonna burst lol.

i will be having yet another relaxing bubble bath this evening, just waiting for the kids to go to sleep, and have a nice soak.

Oh certainly AF. We often have a second dinner! We eat (relatively) early with DS and then unhealthily late as a treat with DH once in a while. Usually can't manage breakfast the next day though, lol!

Tiredmum I am SO of your relaxing bubble bath! That was my daily indulgence pre-DS. Now if I try it results in toys flying into the whirlpool for a "bath like mummy!"

Haha gomummy, sounds like er fun , seriously i actually know what you mean though, thats what happens to me, so i try waiting to see if they will fall asleep first.

oh and btw i did have the nice hot bath and it was in peace

It is a good idea Tiredmum, but the tub motor wakes DS (who insists it is an airplane ), so late night doesn't work here. Soooo ! If I could have one perfect hour to myself to relax, it would be a bubble bath with good music, good book, and a large white wine! This, of course, is purely imagination though, lol!

Oh bless, i am sure the day will come, when you will be left in pure peace. til then i have my fingers crossed for ya

right i am afraid i am off to bed v.soon, so best say g'night gomummy. g'night bench buddies

Nighty night Tiredmum, and thanks!

Hi all! Welcome Tomato!

I am officially having a bad month ladies! And I'm pissed off about how little bloody time I am getting to spend on the bench, I do miss you all

God i should be asleep, but we miss you to HE

okay nighty night again gomummy and HE

G'nite TM and Gomummy, see ya tomorrow x

Returned to polish the bench and found you all still up!

We miss you too HE! Sorry to hear that you're having a bad month though. The bench is here to help/listen/anything we can do!

Tiredmum, thank you and HOW did you know how much I adore a new ostrich feather duster? (Yes, I am fully aware of how ill I sound!)

It's quiet on here, where is everyone?

Hi Tea and Elmo! Been out for the day, missed you all! How are things today?

Gomummy i do believe you took advantage of me whilst i was asleep lol.

so i didnt get to enjoy it

hi elmo n tea, hope everyone is good

Thanks for the wine Elmo Mmmmmm yum!

I'm ok, been over to friends to drink tea, eat cake and let the DCs play together with friends kids in their gardens for the last 2 days whilst I chatted to their mum. Lovely stuff. H came by this afternoon after friends to see DCs. I was rather grumpy whilst he was here

How about everyone else?

Well done for thinking that way tea, just rise above it.

apart from his presence, it sounds like you had a nice couple of days. its nice you have a friend you can turn to.

just been shopping today, and cleaning. so exciting lol.

2 friends, different ones yesterday afternoon and this morning.