The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread No. 2

[teaandcakeplease]

Come hither all those who haven't found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter the Gazebo and sit on the bench, will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from ApocalypseCheese, CheerfulYank, Anyfucker, HairExtensions, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

I'm in!

Be careful it doesn't go over the fence though, lol! Just caught up on old thread someone resurrected. Poor you!

Good goal

blimey that other thread is getting right on my nerves. why do people have to bring threads up that old, i dont get it.

hello all, anyone fancy a strawberry?

I always assume it's an accident when people pull up an old thread like that, but it is odd that it sort of started up again!

So what are we having for dinner tonight? Need inspiration...

Thanks Roo! mmmm

no problem, think I'm just knocking up a quick spag bol tonight, its to hot to be in the kitchen for long!

Good idea, need something simple tonight as I think I may be getting the aura of a migraine coming on. May just have to steal your dinner plans Roo!

go ahead, I hate migranes

Oh poor you gomummy, think its gonna be pizza's here, just quick n simple.

i dont even have that problem anymore with the balls, as they dont play footie in the garden as much, they are to busy enjoying the newly erected gazebo

hi roo, hope you are well.

Maybe all those posters are the same person changing their nick name

They also haven't read your whole thread tiredmum. It was an accident, you've asked for them back, the garden is a tip and they never answer door. These people either do not have young children or are trolls posting on your thread. If they google gardens and balls your thread will come up on search engines with mumsnet as well. Balls do sometimes end up in neighbours gardens in error, most people understand.

Think pizza idea is good. Hope you're feeling ok GoMummy.

Well migraine is here now. Will try an injection when DH gets home and can look after DS for a few minutes (I have them to give myself, but hate doing it). Thanks for the well wishes.

Loving the mwah ha ha Tiredmum, even in my imagination it had an "evil plan" tone to it!

Also so that you live somewhere you can order a pizza! LOL, when I used to travel a lot for work I would order take out in hotel rooms once in a while just because I could!

Oh i love my evil laugh glad it made you smile, jus make sure you try to relax gomummy, sounds like you need to.

and thanks tea you brought a tear to my eye, i really didnt think anyone could see it from my point of view, i thought maybe i was crazy, but they really havent kicked anything over for ages, so i am actually really proud of them

Oh i love my evil laugh glad it made you smile, jus make sure you try to relax gomummy, sounds like you need to.

and thanks tea you brought a tear to my eye, i really didnt think anyone could see it from my point of view, i thought maybe i was crazy, but they really havent kicked anything over for ages, so i am actually really proud of them

sorry stupid phone lol. just had a mad moment

No, that was perfect gomummy I don't think there's anything to be done and again, in the grand scheme of things it's quite silly, but I just hate when corporations do this sort of thing. I'm sorry you have a migraine; they're so awful aren't they?

It's really warm here today, anyone for a raspberry lemonade? We can spike it when the chaperones are looking.

aren't I mean.

Oh yes please cheerful i am sure gomummy would keep watch so get pouring lol.

hope you are ok today cheerful

Cheerful I am actually drinking (non spiked) raspberry lemonade irl right now! Would be happy to keep watch Tiredmum. I am a tiny but highly effective bouncer as well.

Migraine dulled now, have taken two injections now. Can have them for many days, so hopefully this one will be kicked when I sleep tonight. Fingers crossed anyway.

Hee hee a bouncer eh gomummy, i want to see a pic for proof

so glad to hear your feeling slightly better, i also have my fingers crossed for ya, i am sure you would love a good nights sleep.

i hate my sleep being disturbed makes me

i think someone nicked our tumbleweed!

Hmm, can send you karate pics if I can find them Tiredmum! My senseis would attest to my never-see-it-coming-from-that-little-girl factor!

I thought the tumbleweed might have exploded from the force of your kick over that fence, lol!

What a great bench.

Oh no...

Pmsl gomummy, maybe we need to kick a few more over, and we could attach notes to them

dunno what the notes would say though

maybe you should just ignore me, tiredness makes me go a bit nutty lol

LOL Tiredmum, me too! I think that is funny that someone else is like that!

Hadn't thought of what the notes might say. Perhaps "Return to sender"?

Oh I do love a good tumbleweed.

Sorry to keep harping on this, but maybe if anyone is bored they can find me an email address for Summit Entertainment? They're the jerks who pulled the film. Also, upon googling them, I found out that they are trying to stop the designer of Bella Swan's blue jacket from saying it's the jacket used in Twilight (despite the fact that it is) and to send all jackets to them to be destroyed. Who runs this company, Satan?!?!

Morning all, sorry to hear about the distribution company pulling out on the moving Cheerful. Hope you are feeling better today. I am in desperate need of a drink, work is too boring right now