The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread No. 2

[teaandcakeplease]

Come hither all those who haven't found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter the Gazebo and sit on the bench, will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from ApocalypseCheese, CheerfulYank, Anyfucker, HairExtensions, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

I'm honestly going to be a bit freaked out if we look alike...next you'll be telling me you have a tall, taciturn husband and a mad brother who lives in your garage.

Ok, not overly so! A bit, though, and our DS' could definitely be related. Weird.

Well, my DH is the definitive opposite of taciturn, but is quite tall; my brother is both tall and taciturn but lives thousands of miles away, so hope you are not too freaked out, lol!

your pics are gorgeous!!

Oh i have never had anything deleted, i am a good girl.

did you really believe that

Tiredmum....hmmmm about as angellic as me??

Lol lady, maybe we will have to take it to a vote.

ladies over to you.........

Tiredmum where on earth do you put your wings when sitting on the bench?

tired but I HAVE to be favoured tonight as I am poorly

Angels dont reveal there secrets.

ok a challenge who ever guesses where i put my wings first gets a snog

inside your bra ?? i mean fold them round and tuck them in lol

Oh, poor lady..

Go, if I thought I could rid myself of my brother by packing him off to your garage, believe you me I'd do it. I doubt they'd let him in the country though...

Lady now i kinda feel bad, but i just cant do it i am to evil and mean mwah ha ha.

lol i am gonna cry in a minute and not through pain even lol.

Come on ladies gum infection cures please!!

LOL Cheerful, have you been through the border here?

Tiredmum do you remove your wings and throw them up on the gazebo tin roof?

Sends get-well-vibes to Lady...

Tiredmum your evil mwah ha ha is making your halo tilt to one side...

..halo?...what is this halo you speak of?

MCP thats that thing you have been holding your trousers up with for years lol

Salt water TLE...its my dads cure for everything...'Erm dad I think I've broke my leg!'...'Well soak it in some salt water...will be better in no time'not..but it does work for gum infections in my experience..

Ohhh...that!..i thought it was an extra bit of love-handle

Oh hee hee hee cant talk to busy laughing

lady again gargle n swish with warm salt water, and get yourself some paramol it should help with any pain, then a trip to the dentist

wow i found my voice again, sod it

Gomummy i saw you pinch my tilted halo, you naughty girl you

Who me? Never had one of these before!