The OFFICIAL buddy bench/naughty bench thread No. 2

[teaandcakeplease]

Come hither all those who haven't found their place on mumsnet, have scrapped in Aibu or crossed words in chat. The buddy bench shalt not judge.

The buddy bench will hand out wine and cakes, it will join you on your scoffathons getting pissed

All those who enter the Gazebo and sit on the bench, will have their sins erased and be given a warm welcome and cheerful chat from ApocalypseCheese, CheerfulYank, Anyfucker, HairExtensions, gomummy, tired mum and far, far too many more to mention.

Welcome to the buddy bench, we look forward to meeting you all

Oh and don't forget, last one to leave polishes bench and locks up !

LOL, Tiredmum is the only one who has seen my photo and she seems to think so!

But yes....we do have some similarities! If you give me your email I will see if I can find a photo to send and you can compare for yourself!

Saw this and thought you'd all appreciate a laugh

PMSL Tea!

lowers self onto bench...see this is the time you need a very young man with very strong hands to massage your feet....His ladies

Hi ladies I mean..lol

Right who's here? I need to snog someone!

Am I too late?

Bet I have missed you all tonight, better get down to work!

Hello Buddy Benchers! You are all invited to join me (as appropriate with your various time zones, lol!) in a celebratory Canada Day drink!

ta gomummy very nice

Off to Canada Day celebrations, chat to you all later this eve!

Hi all! Am back till I get deleted again!! Enjoy your day gomummy that sounds wicked. Hope you are all fine and dandy. Am up for kisses but no tongues OK?

Can i join please?

welcome back even if it is for just a while, hope you ok j?

hi lady, course you can join us on the bench, make yourself comfy

TiredMum

Thanks for the welcome...so what happens here is there an initiation or something lol

Ooo blueberries and cocktails. Sounds good, was just about to make a pina coloda, as I still have the ingredients left over here from my party a few days ago.

Spent this afternoon aqua vacking (sp?) my disgusting lounge carpet. Looks lovely now. And went into town this morning to spend a voucher and some birthday money, lovely bargains in the mid season sales. A friend babysat the DCs for me, it was extremely weird to be out alone and shopping without them. I had forgotten what that was like, to not be constantly refereeing them and calming down tantrums etc.

Lol tea sounds like you had a busy day, i really cannot wait til the weekend.

lady just sit on the bench or take a look round the gazebo, gomummy has put lovely floral arrangements in there, and just relax, and chat bout what you like

Hello, all! gomummy my email is [email protected]. Have you got facebook?

I wish my carpet looked clean tea. We're in the very slow process of ripping it out and refinishing the hardwood. Wish I had the money to hire someone to do these things. Sigh...

Welcome, lady!

LES you need to have had rucks on here or feel you don't fit somehow, which is what some of us thought then we found out we were recognised by loads of people innit ladies. Have you had any posts deleted LES? You'll fit right in

Ohhh i have had threads deleted, woohoo i FINALLY found my niche!!!

now while I am here does anyone know how i can get rid of this darned gum infection that keeps coming back??

I've never gotten flamed though...or maybe I've had and it was beneath my notice. I don't usually care about things like that!

I've had threads deleted too! Other peoples though usually I'm banned from Mumsnet actually but keep coming on with different e mail addresses. Very naughty indeed

Welcome Lady! Hmm, saltwater gargle? I'm sure you've probably tried that though.

Hello Junglist, glad to see you back!

Cheerful I will email you later tonight! You can let me know if you think we are long lost sisters. Cannot use fb due to my former work & DH's current work. I have also not been flamed that I know of, though have strongly disagreed with some.

Tea your day sounds lovely, I have yet to experience the shopping alone thing. Is it as calm and peaceful as I imagine?

Hello Tiredmum...the cocktails are lovely, thank you! Cheers!

Oh Canada! Oh Canada! Yay for the Land of the Maple.

Yay, thanks Cheerful! Maple leaves, beavers and poutine abound today, lol! Have sent you a mail, btw.