To seriously fancy the pants off

[SimonCowellIsSatan]

Clegg?

Believe me I think he's an arse and I didn't vote Lib Dem. I want to slap him in his arrogant face tell him he's a total twat then shag him all night long.

Am I BU or ill or what's wrong with me?

at least you are taking a more rational stance on Simon Cowell!

ewwwwww

eeeeeewwwwwwwwwww

bleeeuuggghh

Well I fancy Alastair Campbell so i will join the OP on the pariah bench.

Clegg is a sanctimoniouos pouting twat.

ick

Each to their own .

I quite fancy Simon Cowell tho

YABU - need you ask?
Seek medical help ASAP

I had a dream last night that I flirted outrageously with David Mitchell on a boat.

You can't be held accountable for these things.

YANBU

YANBU! I don't like the Lib Dems and I think it is ridiculous that they are going to have some sort of say in the running of the country when they got so little votes, but I think Clegg is bloody fit!!

I'm with Getorfmoiland re Alistair Campbell: I used to work with him (when he was a journalist) and he is really attractive in the flesh.

Nick Clegg, however, looks like one of the Undead...

No you are right, he isn't attractive but when you get that urge, grab the tie on his scrawny neck throw him onto the benches in the house of commons and ride him like seabiscuit.

I had a sex dream about David Gest.

sloanypony, again for the umpteenth time I have just felt a bit of sick come up into my mouth....

THE MAN's FACE LOOKS LIKE IT IS MELTING OFF HIS SKULL!!!!!!!

YADBU. He's mine. Get off.

ED Balls...now I could do him

"THE MAN's FACE LOOKS LIKE IT IS MELTING OFF HIS SKULL!!!!!!!" PMSL!

YABU, but I have more unreasonable crushes so I shan't judge.

Wouldn't touch either of Milibands with a bargepole though.

SCAMPADOODLE - you must have stories re AC. Tell tell tell.

OMG - AF - nooooooo! Balls is a thug, I bet he is a selfish bully in bed.

Who mentioned Alistair Campbell? Mmmmmm

LOL @ Sloaneypony. SO glad for your sake it's anonymous on here. (That isn't your real name??)

OP - I, too, find the Cleggster strangely sexy.

Maybe because he's male. Under 80. With hair.