To seriously fancy the pants off

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Clegg?

Believe me I think he's an arse and I didn't vote Lib Dem. I want to slap him in his arrogant face tell him he's a total twat then shag him all night long.

Am I BU or ill or what's wrong with me?

Yes, I'll go along with the Miliband line...
Listening to The News Quiz last week (election special), Sandi Toksvig and Sue Perkins were quoting Caitlyn Moran who had written that 'David Cameron looks like C3PO made from ham' and someone else who said he looked like 'half a buttock with eyes'. I then had to get out of the car and do my grocery shopping while fighting the urge to keep laughing.

Peter Mandelson?

Nooo not Mandelson!!! Ewwwww

Lol

This thread cheered a Morning (noon, afternoon, dinner and evening) Sicknessed woman up!

Seriously though, what did Clegg do to his neck in the past? I couldn't stop looking at it on the debates? It looks like he's had his bolts removed or something!

AnyF....,:"ED Balls...now I could do him "

You should be arrested for saying this.
It's against Geneva convention to fancy Ed Balls [BOAK]
Now George Osborn, in a sly little way he's quite attractive....

ALASTAIR c, agree, dirty

Osborne even [sticky key..... tea, honest]

Rollmops, I already came back to say I was kidding

Even I am a little more selective than that

The peace and order have been restored and Rollmops has stopped hyperventilating, thank you AnyF...
Can now continue reading this ever so illuminating thread

lol @ AF and ed balls denials. You might have to name change to Ed Balls Fucker.

Quite like listening to Ed Balls but agree with the bullfrog comparison .

David Miliband has a touch of the Michael Howard "something of the night" IMVHO. NO.

Mandelson... now SOMEONE was being serious.... just shows it takes allsorts.

And George Osborne??? Is he really only 38... makes me feel young. No again...

AC been on the radio a lot today. Lovely.

porridge, some days I just feel a little desperate, ya know ?

Hee hee Lets get him on a webchat.

I'm telling you all, you're missing a trick with Mandleson. I bet he's utter filth in the sack.

Would definitely do Cleggy. I like 'em preppy.

cupcakes but probably not if you have a vagina...?

This is true. Brian Paddick. Mandleson. I have a thing for gay politicians. Eeeek!

I fancy George Bush.

bless you cupcakes - what about Alan Duncan then....?

Ooh, not with yours, jollster

And George Bush, TSSB? You ought to be ashamed, madam.

Kayzr does it matter which one of the Milliband brothers or would either do? David has a funny hair thing going on but I kind of see what you mean

David has hair like a 1970s Action Man. He also has very dewy, glowy skin like he's been using some skin product aimed at women.

I bet I could have a go at "turning" Mandleson, even if it were for just one night.

Cupcakes - I know and i am

Fuzzy David preferably but Ed is kinda cute.

Mmmmmm Clegg... Yum. It's only been a recent thing, but I so would

you know, I suspect even SGB would struggle to defend an Ed Balls perversion