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To seriously fancy the pants off

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SimonCowellIsSatan · 11/05/2010 18:53

Clegg?

Believe me I think he's an arse and I didn't vote Lib Dem. I want to slap him in his arrogant face tell him he's a total twat then shag him all night long.

Am I BU or ill or what's wrong with me?

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Rollmops · 13/05/2010 11:04

Anyone who fancies Ed Balls puts himself/herself/itself quite few ranks below the lovely crowd who's into bestiality. Need I say more.
Bytheby, it's time to stop insulting bullfrogs in such horrid manner. Ugly little buggers they are but don't hold a candle to Mr. Balls.....
[I don't like E.B. much, to clarify. Just in case..]

ChippingIn · 13/05/2010 12:28

YABVU ......URGHHHHH.... get thee down to specsavers - pronto!!

MadameCheese · 13/05/2010 14:30

I wonder if any of the chaps would do Edwina Curry?

scampadoodle · 14/05/2010 11:50

I posted & ran... It's really interesting that so many of you fancy AC. I was at the Mirror at the same time as him (20 years ago or thereabouts ) and I didn't know him or anything but always thought he was really sexy. I later became friends with a woman who was there at the same time and she, too, had an AC crush. And this was before he went into politics & became famous & powerful so it's nothing to do with that; he just has IT.

HonestyBox · 14/05/2010 12:46

Agree with those who say they'd do David Miliband - he's a total hottie. Clegg? yeah maybe a bit. Gawd I've never been old enough to fancy politicians before, it's going to give me a load of new material to work with.

cupcakesandbunting · 14/05/2010 12:49

I reiterate my point that Miliband has hair like a '70s action man and has dewy skin that would suggest a rigorous skincare routine.

CheekyPinkSox · 14/05/2010 12:50

OP i can kinda see what you mean! lol.

Simon Cowell - Now there is something about him but i cannot put my finger on it.

HonestyBox · 14/05/2010 12:53

Yeah but the banana thing was hot plus I saw him carrying his suit jacket over his shoulder like a prefect and it did something swoony and teenage to me.

cupcakesandbunting · 14/05/2010 12:55

I remember my mum thinking that Tony Blair was appealing in a sexual way in 1996 and asking someone to pass me the sick bucket. Just thought I'd share.

Drusilla · 14/05/2010 12:57

Another one here for AC, I thought I was the only one as well I don't like what he says, but could listen to him say it for hours. Mandelson is one of the undead though. Yuck.

EldritchCleavage · 14/05/2010 13:04

Agree with all the AC fanciers.

DH on the Millibands:
Ed looks like Frankestein's monster. David looks like Frankenstein's monster with work. Have to agree.

least attractive politician ever: Google Gianni de Michelis. Heave.

BalloonSlayer · 14/05/2010 13:05

David Miliband has got that Mallen Streak bit so he reminds me of the leader of the bad Gremlins. I wonder what happens if you feed him after midnight.

Highlander · 14/05/2010 13:09

ladies, purlease.......

I give you...........

Dan Snow.

cupcakesandbunting · 14/05/2010 13:17

Not a politician but does anyone else get a twitchy gusset at the sight of Nigel Havers?

scampadoodle · 14/05/2010 14:52

that'll just be you then, Cupcakes

randomimposter · 14/05/2010 15:07

what scamp said ...

cupcakes... REALLY...??!!

cupcakesandbunting · 14/05/2010 16:04

Really. I think he's lush, always have done. He's what all men should be like and I imagine he smells of English Fern.

YourCallIsImportant · 14/05/2010 16:20

I thought my secret political crush was too weird till I read this thread....

Mine is Ed Vaizey. Don't normally go for posh tory boys, but there's definitely something about him....

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