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To seriously fancy the pants off

143 replies

SimonCowellIsSatan · 11/05/2010 18:53

Clegg?

Believe me I think he's an arse and I didn't vote Lib Dem. I want to slap him in his arrogant face tell him he's a total twat then shag him all night long.

Am I BU or ill or what's wrong with me?

OP posts:
KayHarker · 11/05/2010 20:17

Alistair Campbell reminds me of my dad. No go.

randomimposter · 11/05/2010 20:18

oooooooooooo, I'm SO with you on AC. Very sexy man.

Nick Clegg? No. Never. (He has a very odd way of speaking also... odd pauses... in strange... places....?)

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 11/05/2010 20:20

jollster he does, doesn't he? Maybe he is an android underneath, it would explain the strange skin!

alicet · 11/05/2010 20:20

pmsl at pipsy's post!

TrinityMeemaRhino · 11/05/2010 20:20

my mate once had a sex dream about robbie coltrane....

GetOrfMoiLand · 11/05/2010 20:20

He is sexy isn't he (AC, not Kay's dad).

bet he is a great shag

KayHarker · 11/05/2010 20:21

argh, can't think of him like that

Alibabaandthe40nappies · 11/05/2010 20:22

GetOrf - I bet he's amazing in bed.

GetOrfMoiLand · 11/05/2010 20:24

I now am of the age where I have sexual fantasies about politicians.

Christ what next.

Apols. to Fiona Millar is she is a MNer.

SirBoobAlot · 11/05/2010 20:28

PMSL You're all disgusting...

Now Raymond Blanc and Michael Ball on the other hand... Mmm...

KayHarker · 11/05/2010 20:30

Michael Ball? Oh dear no.

AnathemaDevice · 11/05/2010 20:34

Nick Clegg has weird eyebrows- they stop halfway across. Most offputting.

DastardlyandSmugly · 11/05/2010 20:35

I thought I was the only one with the AC thing!

KayHarker · 11/05/2010 20:35

Rihanna's Rude Boy has just come on the radio and I am now pmsl at the thought of any of the afore-mentioned men being the recipient of said song.

randomimposter · 11/05/2010 20:36

Michael Ball???? Worrying. Lovely bloke I'm sure, but NOO, he's a panto dame... .

Ali, think you've hit on something there...

Meglet · 11/05/2010 20:36

I seem to have a major crush on AC too.

PiggyMalone · 11/05/2010 20:44

AC is pure crush material after putting toadfaced AB in his place yesterday.

He was very masterful < yum >

randomimposter · 11/05/2010 20:45

piggy have watched it 4 times... swoon

DastardlyandSmugly · 11/05/2010 21:10

Oooh I missed - please elaborate!

randomimposter · 11/05/2010 21:14

enjoy!

BessieBoots · 11/05/2010 21:16

Mmmmmmmmmillibands...

TBH I think Gordo's a lot more attractive now after that speech...

KayHarker · 11/05/2010 21:22

Still can't do the fancying thing, but he's very good in the clip.

Fuzzywood · 11/05/2010 21:23

You're all making me feel ill now. Ed Balls, really? the Millibands just look weird. Will have to admit to dreaming about Nick Robinson last night

DastardlyandSmugly · 11/05/2010 21:29

That is hilarious. Thanks Jollster.

Mooncupflowethover · 11/05/2010 21:29

David Miliband is v. attractive. Not so keen on his brother.