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To seriously fancy the pants off

143 replies

SimonCowellIsSatan · 11/05/2010 18:53

Clegg?

Believe me I think he's an arse and I didn't vote Lib Dem. I want to slap him in his arrogant face tell him he's a total twat then shag him all night long.

Am I BU or ill or what's wrong with me?

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dilemma456 · 11/05/2010 22:27

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CrankyTwanky · 11/05/2010 22:29

Wot, this bloke?

thell · 11/05/2010 22:39

Alistair Campbell ??!!

Holy crap.

How could you??

Surely he is so slimy, you wouldn't be able to get any purchase on him,....

I like Nick Clegg.
He's really nice.
Luckily for me, my husband is the same sort of nice so I am well catered for

jenduff · 11/05/2010 22:42

Cleggy - yes
Campbell - oh yes

and I discovered from another thread that the Russian PM is something of an alpha male

PiggyMalone · 11/05/2010 22:42

Who wants nice when you can have AC!

Bet he is dirrty!

BettySuarez · 11/05/2010 22:43

Yes CrankyTwanky

Wanna make something of it?

pagwatch · 11/05/2010 22:48

Oh dear god know.
The whole lot of them are as about as rumptastic as the bejumpered 6th Form Geography Club.

pagwatch · 11/05/2010 22:50

sorry wrong that it needs a KNOW instead of just 'no'

CrankyTwanky · 11/05/2010 22:51

Lol Betty!
I guess he must give good uke or something

Campbell would be A-MA-ZING in the sack. He runs marathons, don't he?

MollieO · 11/05/2010 22:53

I like AC's voice. We'd have to have the lights off .

VerityBrulee · 11/05/2010 22:56

Scanty just noticed Ed Vaisey on the news, very nice.

RawChocolate · 11/05/2010 22:59

lol cupcakesandbunting!

RawChocolate · 11/05/2010 23:00

Actually, lol everyone!

scanty · 12/05/2010 00:00

Verity, just realised he's the MP for Wantage and Didcot which is very close by to me - maybe I should pop over and see him!! If only he wasn't a Tory!!

elastamum · 12/05/2010 00:07

God this thread is the scariest thing Ive read in ages!

Not without a shed load of mind altering drugs

Docbunches · 12/05/2010 08:37

Cleggy - not for me, Ed Vaisey - yes, even though he is a Tory, and David Milliband I would definitely not kick out of bed either.

I would have AC first every time though.

Enna1234 · 12/05/2010 08:56

It's made my morning reading this, hilarious!! Clegg is quite dishy, hadn't really thought about it till now, wont look at him the same again

FakePlasticTrees · 12/05/2010 09:02

Clegg is a bit (only a bit) dishy, and does have the look of a man who'd be a lot of fun...

pissovski · 12/05/2010 09:10

Ewww none of the above politician wise!! just ewwwww!!

However - i would fight SirBoob for Michael Ball

cupcakesandbunting · 12/05/2010 09:25

I'm so happy that someone else said Mandelson. Rawr, I would. I like slightly toffish older men. I always imagine they would be very rude but I definitely have read far too many Jilly Coopers. DON'T say a word...

VerityBrulee · 12/05/2010 10:36

Scanty, I would certainly find a reason to the lovely Ed's clinic, then report back

wishingchair · 12/05/2010 11:06

Clegg - yes yes yes

cupcakesandbunting · 12/05/2010 12:12

Ed Balls looks like a worried bullfrog. Come on!

I thought that Brian Paddick was very lovely in a very, very unattainable way

SimonCowellIsSatan · 12/05/2010 16:36

Mmmmmmmm Clegg.

I wonder if he's one of the kinky ones who enjoys a dog collar and some fancy knickers?

fingers crossed

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Kayzr · 12/05/2010 16:44

Ooooh yes I think Clegg is lovely!!! Plus one of the Milliband brothers.

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