To seriously fancy the pants off

[SimonCowellIsSatan]

Clegg?

Believe me I think he's an arse and I didn't vote Lib Dem. I want to slap him in his arrogant face tell him he's a total twat then shag him all night long.

Am I BU or ill or what's wrong with me?

I've always quite fancied Malcolm Tucker.

Oh, hang on, he's a fictional character isn't he? It's all been a little confusing since last Friday morning and I no longer know where reality ends and satire begins.W

Would do AC tho and have thought so for ages.

Wouldnt go near Dave or Nick

LOL @ FireuptheQuattro You are the inner workings of my brain!

God I hope he gets in on the cabinet so I can perv on that fine booty if his...

Another vote for AC!! And I thought t was just me.

Another vote for AC . The others would probably fake it...

I'm not 100% sure on that though. There may be some obscure word which does rhyme with purple.

Wrong thread.

hurple rhymes with purple (to walk with a bad limp)

YANBU. I would give him one.

Sorry, incredibly uncouth of me, I know.

Actually, I'd like to revise my last post.

I think that he's attractive for a politician. It makes a refreshing change to see a politician that doesn't look like he's made of gammon (Cameron), should have a job on a ghost train (Brown), like he is aphotofit off Crimewatch (Milibands), like a creepy uncle (Straw) So yeah. When a pretty average looking guy becomes a politicians it's a bit "oooh, he's alright!" but I wouldn't look twice at him if he walked past me in the street.

I have a crush on ian hislop

You could always wear him as a brooch, RooBear.

There seems to be a little Alistair Campbell lust club on here -- me too

Clegg's definitely the best looking of the three, but not sure I'd want to shag him.

AC now. . .

and to whoever suggested Ed Balls . . . shudder! He's going to look just like Gordon in 15 years time. Bad personality too. No.

Strangely I am developing a bit of a Clegg-crush.

(Completely off-topic, but can't be bothered to see if anyone's said it anywhere else - isn't it lucky that the little Brown boys take after their mother? Cute as buttons!)

Ed Balls is shit (see schools thread for explanation).

I think I should say at this point the Ed Balls thing was a wind-up

phew AF!

Campbell- yes yes yes, he's on my "list".

Clegg- mmmmmm. Never liked him before,but I'll be honest, the man gives me minge-twinge.
It helps that he has a really similar voice to the stud-muffin that is Krishnan Guru-Murthy.

Balls- if drink had been taken, yes.

One of the Millibands, (I forget which one) mmmmm, yummy.

I have recently had sex dreams about Cowell too. And Heston Blumenthal.

I rather fancy Ian Hislop too.

But, I think Peter Mandelson is rather luscious too... it is the whole evil, Professor Snape thing he has got going.

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Ed Vaisey - anyone, anyone???????

minge-twinge - love it.

Clegg definitely doing it for me now - something about that piccy of him with no tie, looking nonchalant and king-makery ...

Puppykin - now he is the worst of the lot - Mandy???

AF - thank fuck for that, I was worried there

jollster, Ali C has lost it, though. His voice in particular.

Now, MPuppykin, as you mention Professor Snape (by Alan Rickman), his is a voice for radio... in the dark (no other sensory stimulation) ....

Bloody hell.

Well I fancy a ukulele player called Jonty, so will step away from this thread in a non judgy manner