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It goes, knives, forks, spoons, knives, forks, spoons....

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RatherBeOnThePiste · 19/01/2010 18:46

It always has
Knives, forks, spoons..... always

AI therefore BU to be irritated beyond belief that when DH unloads the sodding dishwasher that he cannot get it right?He always puts them in random places in our cutlery tray, but never knives, forks, spoons

I suspect he does it like this so that I stop asking him to do it, but we have been together for 15 years!

Knives, forks, spoons or AIBU?!!

OP posts:
KnottyLocks · 17/04/2010 16:55

I think Piste must be away. There's no way she'd be putting up with my behaviour.

displayuntilbestbefore · 17/04/2010 16:58

this isn't so cheap.

I might get some of this for my storecupboard

(click to enlarge and see the detail of the pasta)

KnottyLocks · 17/04/2010 17:12

Oh I love it.

Bit peckish now. Off to cook spaghetti.

Perfect outfit for veg spaghetti
The stains won't show!

displayuntilbestbefore · 17/04/2010 17:27

PMSL
That's a hilarious outfit! Make sure you ask your family for a 2 metre exclusion zone in order to be able to move around in the kitchen without risk of injury

RatherBeOnThePiste · 17/04/2010 18:51

Ahem

Knotty - go to the naughty chair, you are very bad, and a total loon

I actually am having my kitchen redone, and will need only one drawer for my
KNIVES
FORKS
& SPOONS

None of this spaghetti bollocks is even vaguely necessary

One kitchen, one drawer

OP posts:
RatherBeOnThePiste · 17/04/2010 18:54

This will be my kitchen in entirety. No nonsense or extra curricular cutlery will be necessary.

K
F
S

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displayuntilbestbefore · 17/04/2010 20:50

lol
That used to be called a butcher's trolley didn't it?
Or is it the Piste Kitchen in Solid Oak?

KnottyLocks · 18/04/2010 13:27

Me from the naughty chair

RatherBeOnThePiste · 18/04/2010 13:32

Knotty
You can stay there until you accept the natural order KFS

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KnottyLocks · 18/04/2010 13:39

A mature response

RatherBeOnThePiste · 18/04/2010 21:22

Piste raises herself to her full height and gives Knotty one of her World Famous Evil Looks.

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KnottyLocks · 18/04/2010 22:44

La la la

displayuntilbestbefore · 19/04/2010 11:25

hates bickering

KnottyLocks · 19/04/2010 13:24

Cute little fella, Display.

Now, look what I've
found

KnottyLocks · 19/04/2010 14:18

Following on from spaghetti wearing kit, I give you
this

KnottyLocks · 19/04/2010 14:22

A outfit for Piste, to go with her minimal kitchen

Downdog · 19/04/2010 14:26

Knives, forks, spoons - always has been!

RatherBeOnThePiste · 19/04/2010 14:32

Quite so Downdog, my new best friend

Don't listen to these loons

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RatherBeOnThePiste · 19/04/2010 14:34

Some days I just despair

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KnottyLocks · 19/04/2010 14:39

Or maybe one of these?

KnottyLocks · 19/04/2010 14:41

Forgot this one

RatherBeOnThePiste · 19/04/2010 18:01

Absolute hilarity Knotty. I want one. Of each.
I love it

Still goes KFS

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KnottyLocks · 19/04/2010 22:02
PrincessFiorimonde · 20/04/2010 01:22

OMG what is this?

As all sensible people know, it goes:

spoons
forks
knives

  • and the teaspoons in front
  • and the baby in a Silver Cross pram

This pic is just plain nuts
[gibbers a little]

THK · 20/04/2010 06:14

Cant help sneaking a peek at my desk .
These posts are hysterical.

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