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It goes, knives, forks, spoons, knives, forks, spoons....

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RatherBeOnThePiste · 19/01/2010 18:46

It always has
Knives, forks, spoons..... always

AI therefore BU to be irritated beyond belief that when DH unloads the sodding dishwasher that he cannot get it right?He always puts them in random places in our cutlery tray, but never knives, forks, spoons

I suspect he does it like this so that I stop asking him to do it, but we have been together for 15 years!

Knives, forks, spoons or AIBU?!!

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nickelbabe · 26/04/2010 12:39

ooh, we're nearly complete.

Megatron · 26/04/2010 13:09

Knives, forks, soup spoons, desert spoons. Tea spoons along the wee bit at the bottom of the drawer. I can not and will not tolerate different spoonage together. I am shocked at the madness of some folks cutlery drawers.

KnottyLocks · 26/04/2010 13:18

Life's too short to be obsessive about cutlery drawers, Megatron. Embrace the madness .

RatherBeOnThePiste · 26/04/2010 13:30

Just back from the Marathon

Here I am starting, you can see me in the back just about?

I decided to go beardless because I didn't want any drag. Nor did I want to end up as was suggested with it over my chops..

So that was me starting............

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RatherBeOnThePiste · 26/04/2010 13:31

....and Here I am finishing.

In case you are wondering, I am number 4572

Not sure who the loon is next to me.

KFS

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KnottyLocks · 26/04/2010 13:37

Think I prefer you with a beard.

KnottyLocks · 26/04/2010 13:41

And what happened to your hair?

You should consider something like
this

RatherBeOnThePiste · 26/04/2010 13:48

Thanks Knotty - but I think it would take me too long in the morning - are those spoons?!

Anyway thought you'd like to see my training pictures

Here is one

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KnottyLocks · 26/04/2010 14:02

You telling fibs about your age again?

Ever wondered where those missing teaspoons go? I think I've found the guilty
parties

KnottyLocks · 26/04/2010 14:12

Oooooo, just the thing for your make-up, and if recent photos are anything to go by, Piste, you'll be needing some .
Cosmetics spoon

whatwasthatagain · 26/04/2010 14:12

Bloody Hell. I was a knives, spoons, forks person, but DH emptied the dishwasher the other day and the cutlery tray was empty and guess what - he put them in knives, forks, spoons. Aaaaaaaargh!!!

RatherBeOnThePiste · 26/04/2010 14:37

Woooohoooo

He knows it makes sense
Knives
Forks
Spoons

The only way, I love him now.

PS Bloody gnomes

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nickelbabe · 26/04/2010 14:39

he does not make sense!!!
whatwasthatagain: get into your kitchen now and change the drawer to

SPOONS
FORKS
KNIVES

honestly!

nickelbabe · 26/04/2010 14:41

megatron i like the fact that you have separated the spoon types, but please refer to my previous post for the order.

yours would go:

soup spoons, dessert spoons, forks, knives withtheteaspoonsinthelittlebitatthebottom.

nickelbabe · 26/04/2010 14:41

ps i love the gnomes one.

RatherBeOnThePiste · 26/04/2010 14:59

Who would have these?

And what drawer would they go in

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KnottyLocks · 26/04/2010 15:51

Oh Piste, linked to them a million posts ago!

They obviously go in the cutlery drawer as they can straddle spoons and forks and salad servers.
They should be wearing
these for modesty's sake.

RatherBeOnThePiste · 26/04/2010 15:54

O bugger Knotty, how did I miss those!

Still goes KFS

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RatherBeOnThePiste · 26/04/2010 15:56

That actually meant Oh bugger. Knotty how did I miss those?

Not Oh bugger Knotty

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RatherBeOnThePiste · 26/04/2010 16:00

ps

Am cultivating this
Any views?

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RatherBeOnThePiste · 26/04/2010 16:03

How long before this post will be full?

I must have the last word on it

Am worried now, that I'll come back and it will have gone and some loon will have had the final word like SFK or some other nonsense.

KFS
KFS
KFS

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KnottyLocks · 26/04/2010 16:05

Bugger Knotty?!

RatherBeOnThePiste · 26/04/2010 16:07

There was a full stop after bugger

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KnottyLocks · 26/04/2010 16:14
RatherBeOnThePiste · 26/04/2010 17:26

Knotty ...

Let us part friends

(as long as you agree with me )

Knives
Forks
and
Spoons

Hooray for PISTE!!!!

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