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What is the wankiest thing you’ve seen your ex do?

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Magpiesinthegarden · 03/06/2026 13:51

That made you think - what a knob! And that you are well rid of them!

lighthearted thread -

I’ll go first -

Recently my ex changed his profile picture to this wanky AI generated image of him in the middle with a halo and two angels either side… he actually gave himself a halo 🤣 What a knobhead! Like he was Jesus 😳(He was a massive narcissist. My ex. Not Jesus)

What are the wankiest things your ex has ever done?

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SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 19/06/2026 15:37

I’ve got it - Friends Reunited! That went on to become FB, didn’t it?

MossMystery · 19/06/2026 15:57

Myspace was the first big one if I remember rightly

Although I don't think @Doggymummar meant her 30 year figure to be taken quite so literally!

PyongyangKipperbang · 19/06/2026 16:21

MY space, Bebo, and MSN

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 19/06/2026 16:59

Thank you, @PyongyangKipperbang - I knew my foggy brain was letting me down!

TheGhostOfYouAndMe · 19/06/2026 19:35

AInightingale · 04/06/2026 15:47

Yes my ex has a picture of the children he hasn't seen for nearly two years (his choice) as his Facebook 'banner' or whatever it's called. Pisses me off. Like pretty curtains up in a derelict house, pure window dressing. The kids are teenagers and don't want their image on his page, I think in these circumstances you can ask Facebook to tell him to remove them - using images of minors without their consent? Not sure.

This seems to be a theme. My ex has a photo of our daughter on his cover photo on Facebook that he hasn’t seen in 3 years and doesn’t bother with!

EvieBB · 19/06/2026 21:31

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 19/06/2026 15:36

I am racking my brain to think of the SM site that preceded FaceBook, but all my poor, aged brain can come up with is Only Connect, and I know it wasn’t that, @PyongyangKipperbang. Was it Friends Connect, or something similar?

Friends Reunited if my memory serves me correctly 🤔☺️

ForeverTheOptomist · 21/06/2026 19:08

Still think (fucking) existing.

Zanatdy · 21/06/2026 19:22

Marry a relative stranger when working overseas and then expecting his DC to play happy families when he brings her and her teenage son over to the UK. As you can imagine, that lasted 5mins before DD (15 at the time and entering GCSE year) refused to go there anymore. Which is exactly what I told him would happen. I was flabbergasted as although he’s always been a bit selfish, I never thought he would do something like that and he went right down in my estimation.

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