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What is the wankiest thing you’ve seen your ex do?

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Magpiesinthegarden · 03/06/2026 13:51

That made you think - what a knob! And that you are well rid of them!

lighthearted thread -

I’ll go first -

Recently my ex changed his profile picture to this wanky AI generated image of him in the middle with a halo and two angels either side… he actually gave himself a halo 🤣 What a knobhead! Like he was Jesus 😳(He was a massive narcissist. My ex. Not Jesus)

What are the wankiest things your ex has ever done?

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NameChangeMay2026 · Today 09:25

AnnListersBlister · Today 07:45

Dressing gown plastic bag guy I mentioned earlier in this thread used to 'thump' too 😆 I feel embarrassed to admit that I found that perfectly normal! Dear lord. I've since realised that tantrums are for toddlers.

No way! Like, bunny hops? Not just stamping his foot? They were REALLY loud thuds. I literally thought someone was on the roof. (To be fair, he described them as bunny hops. I didn't actually see it!)

Winniepoobear · Today 10:06

NameChangeMay2026 · Today 01:20

Socks inside the bra to give him a bust! Jesus fucking Christ. I don't know whether to laugh or cry. What did he say???

Tbh I dont remember his reaction, I just remember mine lol ... he was a violent man when he used to drink, and he wud get so drunk that he would wet the bed too ... he had so many other wankiest things i could write a book lol.

After we divorced he ditched our 2 kids and didnt bother seeing them, so we moved away after 2 years, an I was the bad one for taking them away from him! Not seen him since thank fuck!

Heard hes married again now to an old friend of mine lol ... I hope she stocked up on extra underware and plastic sheets for her bed lol ..

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