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If you owned a pub, what would you call it?

151 replies

BiteSizedLife · 28/05/2026 17:41

I'll go:

"The Fat Labrador"

or simply The Fat Lab

I would be known for serving generous portions and puddings would swim in custard.

OP posts:
snowgem · 28/05/2026 17:42

I have no idea but I’d definitely go to your pub!

Jellyofftheplate · 28/05/2026 18:08

Great name. Ours is going to be The Jackdaw. Just think they are awesome.

mambojambodothetango · 28/05/2026 18:10

The Wurbly Poisson. If my ex is on here, he'll know who I am now.

Arlanymor · 28/05/2026 18:13

So mine would be a phonetic joke... Y Cwm Inn.

PoppinjayPolly · 28/05/2026 18:17

The Winchester Tavern

YelramBob · 28/05/2026 18:17

The Tubby Tabby.

Or The Slaughtered Lamb (Stay on the road, keep off the moors)

Dbank · 28/05/2026 18:21

The "Tax collection centre"

Notmyreality · 28/05/2026 18:22

Brian

fantam · 28/05/2026 18:22

The Come on Inn

Cismyfatarse · 28/05/2026 18:22

You will Inn.

weegiemum · 28/05/2026 18:23

My dd1 and her dp want to open a bar and call it “Cahoots”. So when people are arranging to meet up they can say “come and meet us. We’re in Cahoots”!

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 28/05/2026 18:24

I have sights on a local huge pub that I always thought was shut down (it isn't )

In my Lottery Winner dreams I will buy it and change the name to The Glass and Postcard

ref spider catching

ainsleysanob · 28/05/2026 18:25

The Finger Inn.

clearlyy · 28/05/2026 18:25

Gotta be the Winchester!

AgnesX · 28/05/2026 18:26

The Librarian and the Law (Ook).

PS the Broken Drum is a bit obvious really.

Nautiesdese · 28/05/2026 18:26

The Tuxedo Cat

ginasevern · 28/05/2026 18:29

The Spyglass. I just love the name and association with pirates. I'm from Bristol so makes sense.

QuornPlaster · 28/05/2026 18:31

Another vote for The Slaughtered Lamb

AliTheMinx · 28/05/2026 18:31

The Juicy Lucy

TheeNotoriousPIG · 28/05/2026 18:46

I like your suggestion of The Fat Lab... and I love food... and proper puddings with custard!

I'd go for The Scary Canary, just because it rhymes. Another homemade pub that I came across in a book was called the Stagger Inn!

Jellyofftheplate · 28/05/2026 18:47

AliTheMinx · 28/05/2026 18:31

The Juicy Lucy

We named our dissection dog Juicy Lucy. She was...moist.

Tryingtobenormal124 · 28/05/2026 18:50

The Flying Duck

PoppinjayPolly · 28/05/2026 18:51

clearlyy · 28/05/2026 18:25

Gotta be the Winchester!

Great minds! Where else to keep safe from zombies?!

Enterthewolves · 28/05/2026 18:52

The Dew Drop Inn (Family from One End Street)

user293948849167 · 28/05/2026 19:00

The Hog’s Head

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