If you owned a pub, what would you call it?

[BiteSizedLife]

I'll go:

"The Fat Labrador"

or simply The Fat Lab

I would be known for serving generous portions and puddings would swim in custard.

The Cock and Trumpet.

The Dancing Unicorn.

The Wolf & The Moon

Sounds cool. Incorporates mine and my partners name. The sign post bit would be an awesome picture.

Abandon Hope (all ye who enter here)...

There's a micro pub called 'The Handsome Sam' in Whitstable accompanied with a pub sign of a beautiful tuxedo cat - I've never been in, but I'm lured by the signage..

I have a selection:
The Gallifrey (niche) (sign is gallifreyan for 'pub')
The Pankhurst Arms (sign is Emmeline, Christabel, Sylvia and Adele in the Queen bohemian rhapsody formation)
The Bedknob and Broomstick (Angela Lansbury with a raised eyebrow)

The Gym

Either the Faucet Inn or the Dog Park.

Just taking the dog to the Dog Park.

The Dog Inn

The Pig and Whistle.

The Weasel and Whistle

Brilliant

Id call mind something weird like The Mystic Portal

“Do drop in!”

This already exists. It’s off Carnaby Street.

The "Otter's Pocket"

Dare I ask what a dissection dog is?

The Wet Whistle.

So when you train as a vet you get given a dog to dissect to learn anatomy. The dog lasts about six months as it's preserved but does get gradually juicier as time goes on...

My DH and have talked about this many times, and our most recent offering is The Frazzled Parent

The Duckworth Lewis. It would be cricket themed with guest beers from each Test playing nation on rotation.

The menu would be set out as:
Openers (starters)
Middle Order (mains)
Extras (side dishes)
Tailenders (desserts)

The Slatterns Retreat.

Beergoogles

The Ivor big inn.

Or if it was in Spain or somewhere. Bar Humbug

I went to a pub once called The Blown Rose and j thought it was lovely. So I’d probably nick that.

If it were my a church it would be The Vicars Dog.

or if it were by a pond it would be ‘The moon in the pond’

Ive thought about this at length

Worlds End
or
The Wig in Pistle
or Pig and whistle

or
Duke of York