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If you owned a pub, what would you call it?

154 replies

BiteSizedLife · 28/05/2026 17:41

I'll go:

"The Fat Labrador"

or simply The Fat Lab

I would be known for serving generous portions and puddings would swim in custard.

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CoffeeAndCats3 · 30/05/2026 22:34

We have The Duck Inn down the road, which I think is a brilliant name for a pub.

ObelixtheGaul · 07/06/2026 11:43

CoffeeAndCats3 · 30/05/2026 22:34

We have The Duck Inn down the road, which I think is a brilliant name for a pub.

There's a 'Stumble Inn' near me 😄

shellyleppard · 07/06/2026 11:46

I would call it the last drop. Nothing fancy, just an old style pub with dinner in a basket and scampi fries on offer. No big screen TV, just a old style jukebox lol

Clarinet1 · 07/06/2026 12:09

For all the MN-inspired suggestions, no one has said The Massive Salad.
I also think how about the Columbo-inspired The One More Thing.

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