If you owned a pub, what would you call it?

[BiteSizedLife]

I'll go:

"The Fat Labrador"

or simply The Fat Lab

I would be known for serving generous portions and puddings would swim in custard.

I thought of the Handsome Sam too!

The burning sun.

It already exists and it's fabulous. I love to be in Cahoots!

I knew I shouldn’t ask. It was obvious. And yet I did anyway. More fool me.

The fox and Badger

The Magic Faraway Tree: because you never know what land you will end up in tonight.

Oooh! I'd go for
The Leather & Willow
The Fair Delivery
The Drinks Interval
The Good Allrounder

For mine I’d probably try and go quite whimsical because they’re the ones that stick with me - like The Cold Moon on Water, The Drifting Boat (if Oceanside), or The North Star.

The constipated wombat

The Dogs Bollocks
The Slippery Slope

The Resting Bitch Face
or
Mine’s a Double

The Gym."just going to the Gym ill be back in an hour" you wouldn't be fibbing would you.

Opa & Ale

Been in the Handsome Sam, a lovely quiet pub.
I think The Snooty Fox is a great name for a pub. Think there's one somewhere in Yorkshire

The rat and triangle… because why should pigs and whistles get all the fame?

The Mousetrap

But Ive always liked the Winchester. And then I would change my name to Dave by deedpoll

Ales Well It Ends Well

The Bell End

The Pheasant Plucker

The Gastroenterologist

I know The Snooty Fox well!

The Plop and Dollop

Dogs are over-represented in pub names. So I'd balance things up with:

The Cat in a Box (think Dr Seuss's family would sue if I tried Cat in the Hat)
The Cat and the Rat (giving the duck a day off, too)
The Cat's Whiskers
The Cat Flap
The Cat's Nip.

The Cats Mother

I once went to The Sunburnt Arms on a holiday, I liked that.
Maybe a version of that, The Open Arms?

😂

mine would be 'The big jugs'.

I would keep the name it had, unless there had been a recent renaming. I view pub names as something that should be viewed in the same way as street names.

The Dog House