If you owned a pub, what would you call it?

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I'll go:

"The Fat Labrador"

or simply The Fat Lab

I would be known for serving generous portions and puddings would swim in custard.

"Warm beer, get it here; roll up, roll up!!"

The Bingo Wings Arms

The Ducks in a Row
The Leave the Bastard

Went to a club call The Fat Badger last year. I think it was named after me!

The appropriate rate of canine cheese tax would need to be paid to all four legged patrons.... don't forget!

Surprised no one has mentioned The Cock & Lodger actually...

The Tethers End

PUB.

”I’m going to the pub”
”which pub?”
”THE PUB.”

The Pussy Inn

Love those books.

Reminds me of the “Welcome Stranger” pub near DM. DB and I went in there one Xmas Eve many years ago and the place went silent when we walked in, like we had 2 heads or were wearing ‘out there’ fashion (we were in our 30s and wearing jeans and sweaters).

We renamed it the “Sod off Stranger”

🤣🤣

The Shakademus & Pliers.

The Herb of Grace.

The Pouting Salmon

Pistol Knight

The Knackered Arms
The End OfThe World
The Wet Whistle

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The Wonky Knee

The Wandering Wizard. It will have a library. And potions.

The Squid and Octopus

Just to cause fights in the car for families playing pub cricket.

Leg, or not a leg?

Tyranny Cactus

There’s a pub near me called The Cock and Pye, but it’s known locally as the Prick and Pasty.

Always wanted to run The Smugglers Inn.
Located near a cove in Cornwall of course.

There’s a Snooty Fox in Cumbria in a little village called Uldale.