If you owned a pub, what would you call it?

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I'll go:

"The Fat Labrador"

or simply The Fat Lab

I would be known for serving generous portions and puddings would swim in custard.

I'd open a pub in London called The Steaming Jakey and pretend that it was named after a great infamous historical pirate ship.

I would swear all Scots and anybody else who knows 'another interpretation' of the name to absolute secrecy

Any other Peep Show fans here.? The Swan and Paedo

The Lion & Albert.

The Hamster and Alsatian.

The Laughing Fanny

Advertising slogan:
'Pitchers or it didn't happen!'

The Gettum Inn (as in "getting them in" - at the risk of maybe stating the obvious and in case this is something we said in the dark ages and no longer do, I'm overexplaining 🍸 🍺

The Terracotta Crab.
I would sell food including lots of fish dishes.

Glaswegian here! I know the real meaning 😜

The Bell End

Love that

Me too!

Theres one of those in Glaagow! 😁

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I like this idea.

You could have guest real ales from breweries in each of the counties that play first class cricket, too.

The Noble Snout

I am watching "Some Like it hot", so "Some like it hot"

Came in to post free the paedos

The Loving Arms.

MN themed:

The Tilt and Tinkle (... actually... I quite like that! )

The Ducks In A Row

The Bogbrush and Beaker

The Never Lettum Inn

The Minister and Biscuit

SmokInn & Drinkinn too

I neither smoke nor drink alcohol.

The Swan and Paedo.

Whippet Inn

The Penis Beaker

The Snap and Fart

Balonz

The Wobbly Head

I would take over these pubs, which had shut down:
The Cock and Womble
The Penis Beaker
Chez Balonz (gastropub)

And rename them:
The Golden Otter
The Pheasant Plucker
The Boudicca Arms