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Should men be using soap to wash their beef flute?

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TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny · 07/02/2026 17:44

Just that really.

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Menopausio · 07/02/2026 17:56

Yes they should.
Bravo for Beef Flute 👏👏👏

InveterateWineDrinker · 07/02/2026 17:56

Blondeshavemorefun · 07/02/2026 17:56

I actually like coco nuts 😂😂

I find them a bit too hairy

Blondeshavemorefun · 07/02/2026 17:57

Flannelfeet · 07/02/2026 17:54

Coco nuts!!

Pmsl

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bloomchamp · 07/02/2026 17:57

They should only use that minty shower gel by original source….

Blondeshavemorefun · 07/02/2026 17:57

InveterateWineDrinker · 07/02/2026 17:56

I find them a bit too hairy

snort

just spat out my hot cock

ssquareeyess · 07/02/2026 17:57

I haven't played the beef flute in 4 years and my god I don't miss it.

TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny · 07/02/2026 17:58

Pancakeflipper · 07/02/2026 17:52

BLURGH.

Does that mean vegetarians and vegans can't play it ?

Unfortunately not, they’re stuck with a Tofu Tube, much less appealing tbh.

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TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny · 07/02/2026 17:58

bloomchamp · 07/02/2026 17:57

They should only use that minty shower gel by original source….

I used this in the midst of depressive episodes.

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Tableforjoan · 07/02/2026 17:59

I don’t think dh would be impressed if I blew across it.

Wouldn’t it be more clarinet though again the blowing down it may be an issue. Because I played flute and I’ve never treated a penis like that 🤣

LittleGreenDragons · 07/02/2026 18:00

Blondeshavemorefun · 07/02/2026 17:57

snort

just spat out my hot cock

😱😱

TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny · 07/02/2026 18:00

Tableforjoan · 07/02/2026 17:59

I don’t think dh would be impressed if I blew across it.

Wouldn’t it be more clarinet though again the blowing down it may be an issue. Because I played flute and I’ve never treated a penis like that 🤣

He would if it was after taking the tested virtual source shower gel as mentioned.. will bring tears to his eyes

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TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny · 07/02/2026 18:00

Tableforjoan · 07/02/2026 17:59

I don’t think dh would be impressed if I blew across it.

Wouldn’t it be more clarinet though again the blowing down it may be an issue. Because I played flute and I’ve never treated a penis like that 🤣

He would if it was after taking the tested virtual source shower gel as mentioned.. will bring tears to his eyes

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TheIceBear · 07/02/2026 18:02

Ew

MyballsareSandy2015 · 07/02/2026 18:02

Imperial Leather or I’m not going near it.

TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny · 07/02/2026 18:03

MyballsareSandy2015 · 07/02/2026 18:02

Imperial Leather or I’m not going near it.

i personally like a bar of dove

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Tableforjoan · 07/02/2026 18:04

TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny · 07/02/2026 18:00

He would if it was after taking the tested virtual source shower gel as mentioned.. will bring tears to his eyes

He does object to the mint one on his nethers. The lemon one is fine. 🤣

Now chopping chillis then the ole scratch without thinking 😆 give us girls a giggle in the house watching him prance around.

Warmlover · 07/02/2026 18:04

Men’s penises do not exist to be sucked. And women don’t exist to ‘play’ them.

tartyflette · 07/02/2026 18:06

Sounds like a variation on the Pork Sword theme... if not much of an improvement.
(ex- Private Eye, I think, probably via boys' public schools. )

TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny · 07/02/2026 18:06

Warmlover · 07/02/2026 18:04

Men’s penises do not exist to be sucked. And women don’t exist to ‘play’ them.

Speak for yourself. You sound like a cold lover!

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Dollymylove · 07/02/2026 18:07

beef flute 😆
Im in my 60s and I thought id heard it all 😊

GainOfFunctionTories · 07/02/2026 18:08

TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny · 07/02/2026 17:58

Unfortunately not, they’re stuck with a Tofu Tube, much less appealing tbh.

It’s what you do with tofu that makes a difference though. It’s very versatile apparently….

TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny · 07/02/2026 18:10

GainOfFunctionTories · 07/02/2026 18:08

It’s what you do with tofu that makes a difference though. It’s very versatile apparently….

Indeed, I prefer the firmer tofu variety.

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Flannelfeet · 07/02/2026 18:13

Blondeshavemorefun · 07/02/2026 17:57

Pmsl

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your reply wasn’t showing when I posted

🤣🤣🤣🤣. Great mind's....

Simonjt · 07/02/2026 18:14

If they have a foreskin it just needs rinsing with the foreskin retracted, you don’t want to use soap or shower gel on your actual penis if you aren’t circumcised. Soap/shower gel is for skin only, not mucosal membranes as it can damage it.

The phrase beef flute is awful.

OfcourseitsaNC · 07/02/2026 18:14

You've now ruined tomorrow's roast.

Shame on you OP.