Should men be using soap to wash their beef flute?

[TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny]

Just that really.

Ew yes they should use soap. Women don't use soap becuase their vagina is internal. You need to wash all your external parts with soap. Especially the ones in your sweaty, shitty pants. God I feel sorry for his missus.

On the subject of women washing though. We wash the external parts with soap right?

Sometimes I think being in a relationship again might be nice, but then a thread like this reminds me of BJs and stinky “flutes” and I’m so relieved to be single.

naughty!

Could someone please explain what on earth 'beef flute' means?

😂There's a blast from the past.

i domt know whether to laugh vomit or order a beef burger for dinner. i am quite hungry….

be under no illusions, if soap isn’t used on pishy bits they smell like haddock not beef lol.

i domt miss having a man about the house AT ALL
i think i will go to mcdonald’s after all….

I have wasted years of my life wondering this very thing. The French have a better grasp of the mechanics. They say 'Make a pipe '.

Is this "12 Year Olds.net" all of a sudden?

Today I have learnt that my mum taught my brother wrongly! She used to trill through the closed bathroom door: 'Have you pulled your foreskin back?' The soap in our bathroom (1970s) was Wright's Coal Tar. Yikes.

I'm calling it a beef flute from now on 🤣 in all seriousness though yes men should use soap on, perhaps they should switch to one thats fragrance free/sensitive skin if they're having trouble with thrush.

You can almost certainly guess from the replies, no?

Now I do yes - but what a horrible term. Why can't people just say 'penis' or 'bits'?

I’ve heard of beef Curtains or beef flaps

but never a beef flute

guess gonna be a triple meat sarnie

Beef jerky more like . And a bit of carbolic soap 🫧 🧼 with a nail brush should ensure that just washed freshness all men aspire to .

Soap can be very drying. Using a moisturising gel or an emollient for washing might be a better solution.

I wash all my external parts with organic, mildly scented, soap and have never had thrush

But why beef? Beef is brown unless it's raw. Whilst there are some brown penises there are also many that are not.

It just doesn't really make any sense? Unless I'm missing something.

And a straw cleaner for good measure?

Clarinet requires subtle fingering.

Men’s parts are often darker than the rest of them.

If they've had piercings maybe!

ahh yes a built in door knocker, can’t beat it.

Pork sword is better 🤣🤣🤣🤣

And now I am laughing because the ‘similar threads’ suggested by Mumsnet are:

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Some weird thinking re links there ….

I remember reading that Cook was still writing this ten minutes before going on stage and was running around saying something like "I need more metaphors!" and it was actually Billy Connolly who came up with it. But brilliantly delivered by Cook.