Should men be using soap to wash their beef flute?

[TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny]

Just that really.

Yes, that would be it.

Real men use swarfega and scouring pads.

If I guffaw, I’ll be first on the thread.

”Guffaw!”

There you go.

Some of the most pious, sanctimonius people I know never go to parties because they're out dogging.

Firstly, he isn’t and never was my husband. As I said, it was an ex-boyfriend.

Secondly, what is there to ‘feel sick’ about? You must know that men pull their foreskin to wash, right? That isn’t ‘a special way of washing’. It’s literally just normal hygiene.

Mumsnet is so fucking weird about men’s bodies.

Someone on here once told me they'd never looked at or touched their own bum and were aghast at the suggestion that's something someone might do

Oh, do get over yourself.

😂😂😂

Yes and they should clean under foreskin if they have one

Its the visual image you gave me hen.

No need to get your knickers in a twist when it was just a bloody laugh.

I'd really like to know what country , or part of the UK, this odd phrase comes from ?

They probably don’t even own a bumscope!

I’m from the south west 🤣

Get over myself why? Explain properly

Finessing the custard-chucker with a wax and polish

Their what?!

Preach!