Should men be using soap to wash their beef flute?

[TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny]

Just that really.

The hairs help with the flossing...its a 2 in 1 job 😆 🤣 😂. I feel sick after saying that 😬

You'll just have to go to Burger King and order a Whopper.

Not that stuff from Vicks that you pour in your bathwater, that's for sure!

The husbands gets a jolly good soaping every day and he has never had thrush in the 40+ years we have been together.

Deepheat bubble bath also

Tofu trumpet for the plant based users. Let’s not discriminate here.

YABU for using the phrase “beef flute”…

Wait... first there was a thrush on it... now there's a dove? They're quite a bit bigger, aren't they? Need plenty to perch on...

What next? A crow? A kestrel? An owl?

Swarfega and a scrubbing brush, then once a week a long soak in Jeyes Fluid and the jobs a good 'un.

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Wood cock?

Your friend is correct (assuming that's a typo, and he's saying men should not use soap).

There's a common misconception among women that a vagina is its own special thing with its own rules that somehow don't apply to male anatomy. This is not correct- there is a lot of biological similarity between the penis and vagina. Just as soap will irritate your genitals and upset the bacterial flora causing thrush, soap will also irritate the mucous membranes of the penis and upset the bacterial flora there, also causing thrush.

It's common knowledge that the sensitive head of the penis should be washed using warm water only, and I'm not sure why you thought otherwise.

If you get the angle right when you're blowing across the end it'll sound like a beer bottle.

I give DH a good dettol rinse every night

Beef flute? I mean I’ve vaguely heard of Pink Piccolo and Pork Sword ..

Or you could just strum the banjo string.

Do you mean their penis?

What else would beef flute refer to?

For God's sake, why would I read this after three strong Belgian beers? To be fair to op, she laid it all out in her title - why don't I learn?

As an aside, I played the flute to a high standard as a young woman.

No, their musical instrument formed from the meat of a cow. Right?

Beef flute 😂😂😂
And yes, everything should be spotless 🙂

I've often wondered if vegans swallow it.
Perhaps someone can enlighten me ?

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@TeenyWeenyPolkaDotPeeny
I'm wondering what country or UK area you're from, never heard it called that before.