to call of my wedding...

[SmallShips]

As my partner has pooed himself in public, infront of his work mates, after one too many. I am revolted, absolutely revolted..

Erm, hysterically brilliant as the whole Shitting Elf concept is, didn't it later turn out that the shitting elf was fairly seriously abusive as a partner and the OP left him?

Just finished reading this and realized it is an older thread.

lol, I remember this when it happened. Still can't imagine...

SGB- no, the OP is very happy with her DP and has just had a baby. So there is no cause for concern.

I didn't realise this was an old thread. Sooooo funny though!

*BoF, how do you know? Is it you?

So she married him then? Didn't realise it was an old thread. Shortly after our marriage my ex-dh did the same thing. Thought it was going to be a regular occurrence, but it never happened again. It was never ever mentioned between us and I sometimes wonder whether he was so drunk he never really remember it. It was ALL over the bed though and I had to wash the sheets and duvet and duvet cover discretely as we lived with my parents at the time. I told my parents he's wet the bed coz of the booze, couldn't bring myself to say the real reason.

SK

I think its bloody stupid when people drink themselves into such a state that they do things like that. It disgusting. I bet you was mortified wasnt you?

Yes.

Married 19 years, now divorcing and the horror and smell still remain in my memory!

SK