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to call of my wedding...

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SmallShips · 12/06/2008 22:58

As my partner has pooed himself in public, infront of his work mates, after one too many. I am revolted, absolutely revolted..

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SmallShips · 13/06/2008 15:15

its going to be hard enough maintaining polite conversation with the people who actually witnessed the horrific event, let alone speak to his mother once she finds out during the speeches.

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hotmama · 13/06/2008 15:47

Can this please be voted the best thread ever!

I think a mumsnet trophy should be winging its way to Portsmouth.

(cheering emoticon)

Piffle · 13/06/2008 17:57

Cracking thread
personally I'd be running elf for leather outta there to preserve my elf esteem if I was him.

Ss you are to be commended on your sharing this tale of costumes and the soiling thereof.
take a break will pay £500 for a good story!!!!!

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SmallShips · 13/06/2008 20:15

£500 will just about cover my counseling i reckon.

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whinegums · 13/06/2008 20:28

Smallships, I've been checking in on this thread all day, and want to say thank you for a bloody good laugh!!!

On a more serious note, I hope you don't cancel your wedding - and you both have a lovely day.

Just think - when you and DP are in your matching rocking chairs in the nursing home you can still bring this one up. One for the grandchildren!!!!

nellieloula · 13/06/2008 20:52

Like everyone else, thank you for one of the funniest things I have ever read - I hope it all works out for you both. cracking!

duchesse · 13/06/2008 21:01

God if he's like that now, what will he be like with alcohol if he stops making an effort to impress??? Call the wedding off straight away, YANBU.

duchesse · 13/06/2008 21:01

Off to read whole thread now,, not just OP.

idontbelieveit · 13/06/2008 21:18

i have never laughed so much at a thread. how's it going Smallships? Is the wedding still on?

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SmallShips · 13/06/2008 21:48

wedding is still on... just... apprentely a poo in public is no big deal! I beg to differ of course!

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ontheup · 13/06/2008 21:50

no big deal if you are canine maybe...pml at this thread - good luck SS

lazarou · 15/06/2008 12:27

Oh SS, just read your other thread. That's not good. Think very seriously.

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SmallShips · 20/06/2008 15:12

The DP is throughly ashamed after being posted in the round up this week lol.

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StealthPolarBear · 20/06/2008 15:23

Is your wedding tomorrow?
I'm going to a wedding tomorrow?

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SmallShips · 20/06/2008 15:26

its 3 weeks today, really would not have posted this if i thought any of my guests used MN.

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StealthPolarBear · 20/06/2008 15:28

lol

twentypence · 21/06/2008 08:53

My brother crapped himself whilst pissed aged 17, my parents phoned me at University to describe it and I felt vaguely sick for a week even though I didn't have to clean it up.

To my knowledge it's never been mentioned again in good old family tradition.

About a year later a boyfriend was so pissed he thought his floor was the toilet and peed luxuriantly onto the carpet for what seemed like minutes. I grabbed my clothes and sat shivering in the lounge until the buses started again.

Even dh has had a pissed poo incident, which I know about but didn't witness.

I guess the difference in each of these cases is that it wasn't a whole pub full of people and photos were not taken.

GentleOtter · 21/06/2008 09:27

This is one of the funniest threads I have ever read and forgive my hysterical laughter at your schadenfreude - or (shat and frowned).

A friend's ex once completely pooped himself five minutes before giving a talk to the Scottish Parliament. If it is of any consolation, the talk was about Elf and Safety.
He did the talk with oomsk in his shoes and did not move from behind the rostrum.

CoteDAzur · 21/06/2008 14:59

What is with elfs and the pooping?

Niceychops · 21/06/2008 19:17

This is the funniest thread I have ever read. I was feeling tired and sorry for myself until I found it!!!

Niceychops · 21/06/2008 19:45

I just read your other thread - not remotely any of my business but maybe you have some things to work out with this guy - he sounds like he needs to be more respectful of your feelings. Hope I am not being out of line saying this. You sound like a cool person. Take care.

pardon · 21/06/2008 20:06

I think he needs to contact the national elf sevice about his incontinence issues...marry him - he sounds like a laugh!

shinyshoes · 21/06/2008 20:09

I shat myself last week, I did mention this numerous times on here and other forums it was ds2's sports day as well. Right there on the field and twice at home I never made it to the loo

I have been unwell though, perhaps he has what i've still got.

Thankfully I'm making it to the loo now .

Sorry, dosen't help your predicament.

I did laugh though at your story

ChocolateEclair · 21/06/2008 20:10

This is by far the funniest thread I have ever read. It has me crying with laughing.

Of course you will still marry him - Good Luck! and thanks!

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SmallShips · 21/06/2008 20:58

We still have his stag night to come! If he's this bad at a works drink meeting, imagine (or dont) the horror of a stag night.

I did hope it was a gippy tummy, but he came home the next morning, right as rain with barely a hangover!

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