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to call of my wedding...

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SmallShips · 12/06/2008 22:58

As my partner has pooed himself in public, infront of his work mates, after one too many. I am revolted, absolutely revolted..

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CantSleepWontSleep · 13/06/2008 13:54

Was he still in costume, or back to his normal elf?

jessiesmummy · 13/06/2008 13:57

Just go out, and leave him to it.

TigerFeet · 13/06/2008 13:59

Go out. Don't come back until tomorrow teatime. Don't ring him. Don't text him. Try not to shit yourself in a pub in the interim though

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SmallShips · 13/06/2008 14:00

he was dressed in normal clothes, but i do detect a slight odour about his person, which is not entirely pleasant. Hes not hungover, so i have given him the kids and i am upstairs on the laptop.

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SmallShips · 13/06/2008 14:02

i think i'll let him stew over the weekend, lull him into a faulse sense of security and on sunday bugger off for the night.

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jessiesmummy · 13/06/2008 14:04

While your up there pack up his clothes and throw them out of the window.

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SmallShips · 13/06/2008 14:11

would i possibly look a bit mental if i did that. I could poo in all his pockets.

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Eve34 · 13/06/2008 14:12

SS - well you being a navy lass, you know what they are like once they get together and have a few beers. This is how it is as far as I know, DP is a wonderful man, but goes out with his mates and he can become a complete tit.

Sure you will have a wonderful wedding day, but this will come back to haunt him for many years to come.

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SmallShips · 13/06/2008 14:13

just to clarify i will not poo in his pockets, perhaps a thought, that should have stayed in my head and not posted on the web for the world to see...

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LadyK · 13/06/2008 14:17

You're thinking about it as revenge is hardly as bad as when he actually did shit himself in a pub in an elf suit.

And on behalf of all of us, I cannot thank you enough for sharing that with the world!

scotlass · 13/06/2008 14:20

second ladyk, my sides are hurting from reading this thread and to be honest I'm hoping that the fact he doesn't have a track record of doing this means he will never disgrace his elf again...........

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SmallShips · 13/06/2008 14:37

his best friend just rang and laughed and laughed at him, i feel a teeny bit bad that i posted it on my facebook now... infact no i dont... hes not even embarrassed.

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LadyK · 13/06/2008 14:41

Did you ever actually open the picture they sent you of The Event??

Now posting that might be cause to feel bad...

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SmallShips · 13/06/2008 14:44

i cant bring myself to do it, its hard enough looking at him as it is, seeing his soiled green legs would send me over the edge..

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jessiesmummy · 13/06/2008 14:49

Has he told you his reasoning behind the elf costume yet?

LadyK · 13/06/2008 14:54

That's a point. Would the crapping himself have been less humiliating if it hadn't been done in an elf costume????

Christmas will never really be the same now will it? Mind you, you could get some more mileage out of that- tell him he's forever ruined Father Christmas and the busy elves for you.

LadyThompson · 13/06/2008 14:55

Smallships, I think he needs to buy you a bloody big bunch of flowers -

  1. to make up for not calling or texting and
  2. so you have got something sweet smelling under your nose.

You've got to tell him this isn't good. Put him on the metaphorical naughty step

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SmallShips · 13/06/2008 14:59

somehow being dressed as an elf makes it sooo much worse, like you say LadyK, thats christmas ruined lol. No reasons for the elf costume, perhaps its a fetish. I have no idea.

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LadyK · 13/06/2008 15:02

No, probably not a fetish. It's an armed forces thing, I think. Any excuse for fancy dress!

Or is that just the ones I know???

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SmallShips · 13/06/2008 15:03

he was the only fool person dressed up!

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LadyK · 13/06/2008 15:05

Yes, it really is elf image isn't it? I've been reading this thread all day, but it still makes me laugh out loud whenever I picture the stinking drunk soiled elf!

QuintessentialShadows · 13/06/2008 15:05

Well, you know what to do. Exchange your wedding gown with a Tinkerbell costume.

jessiesmummy · 13/06/2008 15:06

yeah that is weird just showing up at the pub dressed as an elf. Please make sure he wont be coming in fancy dress to the wedding!

Amapoleon · 13/06/2008 15:07

Oh I can hardly breathe, I am laughing so much.

jessiesmummy · 13/06/2008 15:10

Oh god. its going t come up in the best mans speech isn't it! it always does!