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If Trump offered you £1 million to vote for your country to become part of US, would you?

253 replies

Mochudubh · 09/01/2026 22:26

This is hypothetically one of the options available to Greenlanders.

We're Scottish. I say no, DH says take the money and move.

Sorry, for some reason I can't enable voting. I get a No Entry sign

OP posts:
user38 · 09/01/2026 22:52

He's only offering £100,000 though. Not a million

Zov · 09/01/2026 22:55

user38 · 09/01/2026 22:52

He's only offering £100,000 though. Not a million

It's not even that hahaha. It's $100,000 (around £75,000!) What a joker he is!

GasperyJacquesRoberts · 09/01/2026 22:55

Pacificsunshine · 09/01/2026 22:48

I heard the offer described as: a million pound cheque to each greenlander with a green card stapled to it and a condo in Miami.

I have no idea how Greenlanders would feel about it. It would be a great deal for the USA.

A condo in Miami? "Here, have this shitty apartment somewhere that gets battered by hurricanes and where you're likely to get burgled/mugged/shot. And let's hope that you look like a WASP or you're going to have a really bad time from ICE and the police. Have fun!"

Katieweasel · 09/01/2026 22:55

Yes and then I’d move.

Frequency · 09/01/2026 22:55

Fuck no.

I'd sell my soul/body/worldly belongings to get my hands on a million pounds to pay him to fuck off back to whatever hellhole he crawled out of.

He is dangerous. He's invading other countries, attempting to buy other countries, trying to amend the constitution to remain in power, and encouraging war. Unfortunately, his worsening behaviour means he is now an international problem, not just an American one.

Mochudubh · 09/01/2026 22:56

user38 · 09/01/2026 22:52

He's only offering £100,000 though. Not a million

My thought came from a UK Politics forum (can't remember which), where it was a hypothetical proposition.

OP posts:
elprup · 09/01/2026 22:56

Rebaxis · 09/01/2026 22:52

Erm, right now? Yes. Because I really need that money. For genuine reasons.
So yes. 100%.

Same.

ShetlandishMum · 09/01/2026 22:58

5foot5 · 09/01/2026 22:43

Definitely no.

And suppose it happened and you were a Greenlander with £million. Presumably everyone else would have a £million too. For how long would you feel rich when you all have the same?

You could spend it abroad.
Not a lot to spend it on on Greeland. Citizens in Greenland would have to pay education, health care and most likely after the money run out no state benefits. Denmark won't continue to pay.

Many Greenlanders are not well educated and not used to life outside rural Greenland. They will have a hard time to settle if they move to the USA. They will have a very hard time supporting themselves in the USA for example.

user38 · 09/01/2026 22:58

Mochudubh · 09/01/2026 22:56

My thought came from a UK Politics forum (can't remember which), where it was a hypothetical proposition.

The news is reporting that they are contemplating offering all islanders £100,000

EmeraldRoulette · 09/01/2026 22:58

yes

and would it be £1 million plus American citizenship? Brilliant.

£100,000? No.... but again, is American citizenship included?

ShetlandishMum · 09/01/2026 22:59

user38 · 09/01/2026 22:52

He's only offering £100,000 though. Not a million

Tbh not a lot of money compared to what Denmark pays to run Greenland.

Ritasueandbobtoo9 · 09/01/2026 23:00

With a million pounds I could get healthcare, something which is very poor in my area. I would, we do what we want in this area anyway.

MrsTerryPratchett · 09/01/2026 23:01

Pacificsunshine · 09/01/2026 22:48

I heard the offer described as: a million pound cheque to each greenlander with a green card stapled to it and a condo in Miami.

I have no idea how Greenlanders would feel about it. It would be a great deal for the USA.

Miami? I don’t know a lot about Inuit but I know that Miami won’t sound like home to many people from the arctic.

I read an amazing book about the forced relocation of Inuit in Canada. It spoke about how land is incredibly important in the north. How knowing the seas and geography and weather are vital. They couldn’t even be relocated to other areas of the arctic without losing culture and a sense of self.

Miami? Fuck!

Twilight7777 · 09/01/2026 23:02

Can’t believe people would turn down the money!

Kerrie1973 · 09/01/2026 23:03

You could not pay me enough to vote yes for this.

Cadenza12 · 09/01/2026 23:04

No chance

Teainthekitchen · 09/01/2026 23:06

No I would not. What a selfish and shallow decision that would be.

Smartiepants79 · 09/01/2026 23:07

Mochudubh · 09/01/2026 22:26

This is hypothetically one of the options available to Greenlanders.

We're Scottish. I say no, DH says take the money and move.

Sorry, for some reason I can't enable voting. I get a No Entry sign

Move where? Nowhere will be safe from this orange lunatic if we don’t do whatever we can to stop him.

PermanentTemporary · 09/01/2026 23:07
  1. No
  2. No, and I don’t answer the email from the prince who says he’ll send me 5 million if I let him use my bank details either
SkinnyOatFlatWhiteForMePlease · 09/01/2026 23:07

Ritasueandbobtoo9 · 09/01/2026 23:00

With a million pounds I could get healthcare, something which is very poor in my area. I would, we do what we want in this area anyway.

With a megalomaniac like Trump in power £1M wouldn’t get you very far with healthcare.

ShetlandishMum · 09/01/2026 23:08

MrsTerryPratchett · 09/01/2026 23:01

Miami? I don’t know a lot about Inuit but I know that Miami won’t sound like home to many people from the arctic.

I read an amazing book about the forced relocation of Inuit in Canada. It spoke about how land is incredibly important in the north. How knowing the seas and geography and weather are vital. They couldn’t even be relocated to other areas of the arctic without losing culture and a sense of self.

Miami? Fuck!

Miami would be the end of the
Greenlandic people, language and culture.
The Greenlanders will perish in a few years in a mass migration.
The Greenlanders often have difficulty managing lives outside Greenland. They are a hunter-gatherer people many of whom are not educated to live and work in USA.

MrsTerryPratchett · 09/01/2026 23:09

Twilight7777 · 09/01/2026 23:02

Can’t believe people would turn down the money!

Can you really not?

I can see why some people would take the money. But I need home, safety, freedom and to stick it to Trump more than I need a million. If I had to feed DD and couldn’t, I’d take it.

MsJinks · 09/01/2026 23:09

It would end up becoming a form of modern slavery imo. That cash would buy their souls, they’d have to do everything they were told as Trump gave them whatever. It would all anyway need to be used on healthcare and other US stuff - and top ups required. They’d be paying back in different ways forever.
And I can’t believe anyone would seriously do this - no such thing as a free lunch usually but you can be totally, bigly, sure you’d get well shafted on this - as everyone does who thinks trump is giving them a fair deal.

Blogswife · 09/01/2026 23:09

God no , how could I do that to my kids, grandkids etc ?
I imagine Greenlanders think the same

WookieMama · 09/01/2026 23:10

Not a chance in hell!

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